Ieri seara, st\u0103team cu nevasta-mea de vorb\u0103 despre eutanasiere \u015fi i-am spus:
\u2013 S\u0103 nu m\u0103 la\u015fi niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 stau \u00eentr-o stare vegetativ\u0103, s\u0103 fiu dependent de ni\u015fte ma\u015fini \u015fi alimentat cu lichide. Dac\u0103 o s\u0103 fiu vreodat\u0103 \u00eentr-o astfel de stare, te rog s\u0103 debran\u015fezi toate aparatele care m\u0103 \u0163in \u00een via\u0163\u0103!
\u015ei atunci ea s-a ridicat, a \u00eenchis televizorul \u015fi calculatorul \u015fi mi-a aruncat berea la chiuvet\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trei prieteni aveau obicei s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la v\u00e2n\u0103toare \u00een weekend. \u00centr-o vineri, so\u0163ia unuia dintre ei \u00eei zice c\u0103 weekend-ul \u0103sta nu \u00eel las\u0103 s\u0103 plece. Acesta, ca s\u0103 nu \u00eenceap\u0103 un scandal, r\u0103m\u00e2ne.
Ceilal\u0163i doi pleac\u0103 spre caban\u0103. C\u00e2nd ajung \u00eel v\u0103d pe al treilea deja acolo:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum de e\u015fti aici? Cum \u0163i-ai convins nevasta s\u0103 te lase s\u0103 vii?
\u2013 Pai eram acas\u0103, st\u0103team \u00een fotoliul meu, c\u00e2nd vine so\u0163ia la mine \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 doar \u00een lenjerie intim\u0103, m\u0103 ia de bra\u0163, m\u0103 duce \u00een dormitor, acolo numai lum\u00e2n\u0103ri, petale pe pat, se pune \u00een pat, \u00eemi zice s\u0103 o leg cu c\u0103tu\u015fe de pat, o leg, \u015fi apoi \u00eemi zice s\u0103 fac ce vreau eu. Deci, iat\u0103-m\u0103 aici.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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