{"id":4837,"date":"2025-02-18T14:01:37","date_gmt":"2025-02-18T14:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4837"},"modified":"2025-02-18T14:01:40","modified_gmt":"2025-02-18T14:01:40","slug":"la-medic-domnule-doctor-ajutati-ma-am-o-aschie-in-limba-dar-cum-s-a-intamplat-n-o-mi-s-o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4837","title":{"rendered":"La medic : Domnule doctor ajutati-ma ! Am o aschie in limba..Dar cum s-a intamplat ?N-o mi s-o \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2795.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4838\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2795.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2795-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un cowboy st\u0103 lini\u0219tit \u00een bar \u0219i dintr-o dat\u0103 aude:<br>\u2013 B\u0103, vezi c\u0103-\u021bi ia calul!<br>Cowboy-ul se duce rapid \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 barului, vede c\u0103, calul e la locul lui. Dup\u0103 care se duce \u00een bar \u0219i-l \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103 pe cel pe care a spus c\u0103-i ia calul.<br>Dup\u0103 care barmanul spune:<br>-Termina\u021bi, b\u0103ie\u021bi, cu \u0219ahul c\u0103 \u0103sta ne \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103 pe to\u021bi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dou\u0103 blonde la film, western: cowboy-ul c\u0103l\u0103rind printre cactu\u0219i.<br>\u2013 Pariu c\u0103 nu poate s\u0103 treac\u0103!<br>\u2013 Pariu c\u0103 poate!<br>Cowboy-ul a trecut.<br>\u2013 \u0218tii ce?, nu \u00ee\u021bi iau banii, c\u0103 am v\u0103zut filmul \u0219i ieri.<br>\u2013 \u0218i eu l-am v\u0103zut, dar credeam c\u0103 nu reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 treac\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un cowboy \u00eentr-un bar:<br>\u2013 Barman,un whiskey!<br>\u00cei pune barmanul un whiskey \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eel bea,la care un om disperat intr\u0103 pe u\u0219a \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 strice:<br>\u2013 John! John! \u021ai-a murit mama!<br>Cowboy-ul las\u0103 whiskey-ul, ie\u0219i din bar \u0219i se sui pe cal. Dup\u0103 200 de m de galopat cu calul \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 seama c\u0103 nu are mama \u0219i se \u00eentoarce inapoi la bar \u0219i \u00eei spuse barmanului s\u0103-i pun\u0103 iar un whiskey.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cencepe s\u0103 \u00eel bea \u0219i pe acesta \u0219i intr\u0103 tot acel om disperat \u0219i strig\u0103:<br>\u2013 John! John! \u021ai-a murit tat\u0103!<br>Cowboy-ul las\u0103 whiskey-ul , ie\u0219i din bar \u0219i se sui pe cal iar. Dup\u0103 200 de m de galopat cu calul \u00ee\u0219i da seama c\u0103 nu are tat\u0103 \u0219i se \u00eentoarce la bar comand\u00e2nd al whiskey.<br>Dup\u0103 un timp intr\u0103 iar acel om disperat \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u021bipe:<br>\u2013 John! John! \u021ai-a murit sora!<br>Cowboy-ul se sui pe cal \u0219i galopand 200 de m \u00ee\u0219i spune:<br>\u2013 Ia stai m\u0103, c\u0103 pe mine nu m\u0103 cheam\u0103 John!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un cowboy st\u0103 lini\u0219tit \u00een bar \u0219i dintr-o dat\u0103 aude:\u2013 B\u0103, vezi c\u0103-\u021bi ia calul!Cowboy-ul se duce rapid \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 barului, vede c\u0103, calul e la locul lui. Dup\u0103 care se duce \u00een bar \u0219i-l \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103 pe cel pe care a spus c\u0103-i ia calul.Dup\u0103 care barmanul spune:-Termina\u021bi, b\u0103ie\u021bi, cu \u0219ahul c\u0103 \u0103sta ne \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"La medic : Domnule doctor ajutati-ma ! Am o aschie in limba..Dar cum s-a intamplat ?N-o mi s-o \u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4837\" aria-label=\"Read more about La medic : Domnule doctor ajutati-ma ! 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