{"id":4833,"date":"2025-02-18T09:22:25","date_gmt":"2025-02-18T09:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4833"},"modified":"2025-02-18T09:22:28","modified_gmt":"2025-02-18T09:22:28","slug":"iubito-dormi-inca-nu-fa-bine-si-intoarce-te-spre-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4833","title":{"rendered":"Iubito dormi?? Inca nu..Fa bine si intoarce-te spre mine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"838\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2791-1-1024x838.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4834\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2791-1-1024x838.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2791-1-300x246.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2791-1-768x629.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2791-1.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-o zi se plimba iepurasul prin padure, se intilneste cu vulpea.<br>\u2013 Buna, ce mai faci iepurasule ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 O, bine, vulpeo, ma simt excelent, sint intr-o forma grozava, daca ma intilnesc cu ursul ii dau citeva labe de-l nenorocesc, praf il fac!<br>\u2013 Extraordinar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai merge el ceva, se intilneste cu lupul.<br>\u2013 Cum o mai duci iepurasule ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nemaipomenit, ma simt excelent, sint intr-o forma grozava, daca ma intilnesc cu ursul ii dau citeva labe de-l nenorocesc, praf il fac!<br>\u2013 Uluitor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai merge cit mai merge, iata ca vine chiar ursul.<br>\u2013 Hai salut iepurasule, am auzit ca-ti merge nemaipomenit, ce mai faci ?<br>\u2013 Ce sa fac nene ursule, ia, ma plimb si eu prin padure si vorbesc prostii\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula la ora de romana.<br>Profesoara: Bula, conjuga verbul \u201ea merge\u201d!<br>Bula: Eu merg, \u2026 tu mergi, \u2026<br>Profesoara: : Mai repede!!!<br>Bula : Eu fug, tu fugi\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-o zi se plimba iepurasul prin padure, se intilneste cu vulpea.\u2013 Buna, ce mai faci iepurasule ? \u2013 O, bine, vulpeo, ma simt excelent, sint intr-o forma grozava, daca ma intilnesc cu ursul ii dau citeva labe de-l nenorocesc, praf il fac!\u2013 Extraordinar. Mai merge el ceva, se intilneste cu lupul.\u2013 Cum o mai duci &#8230; <a title=\"Iubito dormi?? Inca nu..Fa bine si intoarce-te spre mine\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4833\" aria-label=\"Read more about Iubito dormi?? Inca nu..Fa bine si intoarce-te spre mine\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4835,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4833"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4836,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4833\/revisions\/4836"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}