{"id":4829,"date":"2025-02-17T17:08:50","date_gmt":"2025-02-17T17:08:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4829"},"modified":"2025-02-17T17:08:53","modified_gmt":"2025-02-17T17:08:53","slug":"gheorghe-sta-pe-peron-in-gara-de-nord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4829","title":{"rendered":"Gheorghe sta pe peron in Gara de nord"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"776\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2767-1024x776.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4830\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2767-1024x776.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2767-300x227.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2767-768x582.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2767.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un ziarist intreaba:<br>\u2013 Bade, cu cine votezi?<br>\u2013 Pai, cu comunistii!<br>\u2013 Pai, da\u2019 de ce?<br>\u2013 Iaca, pe vremuri or venit liberalii si ne-or zis ca ne fac pod. Vezi o urma de pod?\u2026<br>\u2013 Nu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Apoi or venit pedelistii si or zis ca ne fac moara. Vezi vreo moara?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>\u2013 Ei, cand or venit comunistii, or zis ca ne iau tot. Si ne-or luat. Aia oameni de cuvant!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi ciobani merg la un restaurant mediteranean.<br>Dupa ce citesc meniul il intreaba pe chelner:<br>\u2013 Dom\u2019le draga, ce is acelea fructe de mare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Caracatita, calamar, rac, creveti, raspunde chelnerul.<br>\u2013 Apoi bag de seama, zice unul dintre ciobani, dupa cum zici dumneata, vulpea, ursul si lupu\u2019 is fructe de padure!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un ziarist intreaba:\u2013 Bade, cu cine votezi?\u2013 Pai, cu comunistii!\u2013 Pai, da\u2019 de ce?\u2013 Iaca, pe vremuri or venit liberalii si ne-or zis ca ne fac pod. Vezi o urma de pod?\u2026\u2013 Nu! \u2013 Apoi or venit pedelistii si or zis ca ne fac moara. Vezi vreo moara?\u2013 Nu.\u2013 Ei, cand or venit comunistii, or &#8230; <a title=\"Gheorghe sta pe peron in Gara de nord\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4829\" aria-label=\"Read more about Gheorghe sta pe peron in Gara de nord\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4831,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4829"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4829\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4832,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4829\/revisions\/4832"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}