{"id":4823,"date":"2025-02-17T07:07:48","date_gmt":"2025-02-17T07:07:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4823"},"modified":"2025-02-17T07:07:52","modified_gmt":"2025-02-17T07:07:52","slug":"bula-si-strula-merg-sa-se-angajeze-la-semnarea-contractului-bula-spune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4823","title":{"rendered":"Bula si Strula merg sa se angajeze.\u00a0La semnarea contractului Bula spune:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Bula si Strula merg sa se angajeze.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>La semnarea contractului Bula spune:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eu nu stiu sa scriu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care secretara:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fa si tu un semn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula face un X.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Urmeaza Strula la rand si nici el nu stie sa scrie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fa si tu ca el, ca nici el nu a stiut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Strula face un 0 la care secretara:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar de ce ai facut un 0 si nu tot un X?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pe mine nu ma cheama ca pe el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un om vorbea cu sotia lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Azi mi s-a intamplat o chestie ciudata. In timp ce ma aflam in tramvai, un tip mi-a strigat, \u201cHopaaa\u2026, IMPOTENTUL!!!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ei, sunt tot felul de nebuni, ii raspunse nevasta. Nu-i mai baga si tu in seama\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi, in timp ce sotul mergea cu tramvaiul spre serviciu, acelasi individ se apropie de el si ii striga: \u201cHopaaa\u2026, PARACIOSUL!!!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O familie de sco\u021bieni, la fast-food. M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 ei bine, \u0219i, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 plece, b\u0103rbatul \u00eei spune osp\u0103tarului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Restul s\u0103 mi-l \u00eempacheta\u021bi\u2026 \u0219ti\u021bi, pentru c\u0103\u021bel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Desigur, domnule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care copila\u0219ii, url\u00e2nd de fericire:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Uraaa! Ne cump\u0103r\u0103 c\u0103\u021beeel!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula si Strula merg sa se angajeze.&nbsp;La semnarea contractului Bula spune: \u2013 Eu nu stiu sa scriu. La care secretara: \u2013 Fa si tu un semn. Bula face un X. Urmeaza Strula la rand si nici el nu stie sa scrie. \u2013 Fa si tu ca el, ca nici el nu a stiut. Strula face &#8230; <a title=\"Bula si Strula merg sa se angajeze.\u00a0La semnarea contractului Bula spune:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4823\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula si Strula merg sa se angajeze.\u00a0La semnarea contractului Bula spune:\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4824,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4823"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4825,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4823\/revisions\/4825"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}