{"id":4814,"date":"2025-02-14T12:16:49","date_gmt":"2025-02-14T12:16:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4814"},"modified":"2025-02-14T12:16:52","modified_gmt":"2025-02-14T12:16:52","slug":"se-duce-bula-la-doctor-sa-i-dea-o-reteta-pentru-slabit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4814","title":{"rendered":"Se duce Bula la doctor sa-i dea o reteta pentru slabit"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"993\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2680-993x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4815\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2680-993x1024.jpeg 993w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2680-291x300.jpeg 291w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2680-768x792.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2680.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 993px) 100vw, 993px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Nevasta unui ardelean vrea s\u0103 dea divor\u0163. Ajun\u015fi \u00een fa\u0163a judec\u0103torului, ea spune:<br>\u2013 De 10 ani suntem c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 nu am f\u0103cut dragoste!<br>Judec\u0103torul, mirat, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe ardelean:<br>\u2013 B\u0103, tu ori nu vrei, ori nu po\u0163i, ori nu \u015ftii?<br>Ardeleanul r\u0103spunde:<br>\u2013 De putut, pot; de vrut, vreau, \u015fi de \u015ftiut, \u015ftiu; dar nu v\u0103d de ce at\u00e2ta grab\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr\u0103 so\u0163ia \u00een cas\u0103.<br>\u2013 Dragul meu, uite, aici, o bere pentru tine\u2026<br>Mai trece ceva timp:<br>\u2013 Dragul meu, de ce nu te ui\u0163i la fotbal? Ia zi, vrei ceva de m\u00e2ncare mai special, mai bun ceva?<br>So\u0163ul, cu o privire \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat\u0103:<br>\u2013 Ia zi, c\u00e2t de tare\u2026<br>\u2013 Un pic,\u2026 a\u015fa,\u2026 farul din dreapta, capota \u015fi parbrizul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nevasta unui ardelean vrea s\u0103 dea divor\u0163. Ajun\u015fi \u00een fa\u0163a judec\u0103torului, ea spune:\u2013 De 10 ani suntem c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 nu am f\u0103cut dragoste!Judec\u0103torul, mirat, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe ardelean:\u2013 B\u0103, tu ori nu vrei, ori nu po\u0163i, ori nu \u015ftii?Ardeleanul r\u0103spunde:\u2013 De putut, pot; de vrut, vreau, \u015fi de \u015ftiut, \u015ftiu; dar nu v\u0103d de &#8230; <a title=\"Se duce Bula la doctor sa-i dea o reteta pentru slabit\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4814\" aria-label=\"Read more about Se duce Bula la doctor sa-i dea o reteta pentru slabit\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4816,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4817,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4814\/revisions\/4817"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}