Un cuplu este invitat la un bal mascat.
Ea, acuz\u0103 o durere mare de cap \u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2ne acas\u0103, so\u0163ul \u00ee\u015fi ia costumul \u015fi pleac\u0103 la petrecere singur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u1e6dia, dup\u0103 ce a dormit o or\u0103, sim\u0163indu-se mai bine, decide s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u015fi ea la petrecere sigur\u0103, deoarece so\u0163ul nu \u00eei cunoa\u015fte costumul, vrea s\u0103 se distreze urm\u0103rindu-l pe acesta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ajuns\u0103 la serbare, \u00ee\u015fi vede so\u0163ul mascat, dans\u00e2nd \u015fi pip\u0103ind toate tipele cu care s-a \u00eent\u00e2lnit. Se decide deci s\u0103 vad\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een ce punct poate s\u0103 ajung\u0103 so\u0163ul ei cu distrac\u0163ia a\u015fa c\u0103 se a\u015feaz\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 el, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eel seduc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In fine, el nu rezist\u0103 \u015fi o atrage \u00eentr-o camer\u0103 \u00eentunecoas\u0103 \u015fi fac un amor nebun. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi spun\u0103 nimic \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi dea jos m\u0103\u015ftile cei doi se despart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ea, fuge acas\u0103 \u015fmechere\u015fte, \u00ee\u015fi ascunde masca \u015fi se bag\u0103 \u00een pat ca s\u0103 vad\u0103 cum se comport\u0103 el c\u00e2nd ajunge acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd el sose\u015fte, ea se face c\u0103 abia s-a trezit \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cum a fost la petrecere. El \u00eei r\u0103spunde: \u201cca de obicei, \u015ftii c\u0103 m\u0103 distrez foarte bine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cum ea insist\u0103, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 a dansat mult.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El: \u2013 \u201cI\u0163i jur c\u0103 nu am dansat deloc. Cum am ajuns acolo m-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu Pietro, Antonio, Giovanni \u015fi cu al\u0163i prieteni \u015fi am urcat la mansard\u0103 s\u0103 juc\u0103m c\u0103r\u0163i, a\u015fa c\u0103 am jucat poker toat\u0103 noaptea, nici m\u0103car nu am auzit muzica, de\u015fi cred c\u0103 a fost o petrecere special\u0103, pentru c\u0103 tipul c\u0103ruia i-am \u00eemprumutat costumul meu mi-a spus c\u0103 s-a distrat la nebunie!!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La \u015fcoal\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea c\u0103tre Buli\u015for:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau doi iepuri <\/strong>\u015fi \u00eenca doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 doi iepuri, c\u00e2\u0163i iepuri vei avea Buli\u015for<\/strong>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u015eapte, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Profesoara nervoas\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 N-ai \u00een\u0163eles Buli\u015for, fii atent: dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau dou\u0103 mere \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, c\u00e2te mere vei avea Buli\u015for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u015ease doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 P\u0103i vezi, \u015fi atunci de unde \u0163i-a dat \u0163ie \u015fapte iepuri?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 P\u0103i mai am unul acas\u0103 doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare<\/strong>!\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n Un soricel si un elefant stateau am\u00e2ndoi pe o piatra. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n La un moment dat se uita soricelul <\/strong>atent la elefant, \u00eel masoara din cap p\u00e2na \u00een picioare, si apoi spune destul de mirat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Bai elefantule, dar mare mai esti \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n Elefantul f\u00e2st\u00e2cindu-se zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ce vrei ba, nu e vina mea ca am crescut <\/strong>atita. Asa e rasa mea, ce sa-i faci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dupa ceva timp, elefantul are o revelatie si se uita si el la soricel, masur\u00e2ndu-l \u00een toate directiile, si zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ba, da\u2019 si tu, chiar ca esti prea mic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n La care soricelul destul de \u00eencurcat <\/strong>zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ce vrei ba, da\u2019 am fost si\u00a0bolnav<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Un cuplu este invitat la un bal mascat.Ea, acuz\u0103 o durere mare de cap \u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2ne acas\u0103, so\u0163ul \u00ee\u015fi ia costumul \u015fi pleac\u0103 la petrecere singur. So\u1e6dia, dup\u0103 ce a dormit o or\u0103, sim\u0163indu-se mai bine, decide s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u015fi ea la petrecere sigur\u0103, deoarece so\u0163ul nu \u00eei cunoa\u015fte costumul, vrea s\u0103 se distreze urm\u0103rindu-l … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4812,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4811"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4813,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4811\/revisions\/4813"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}