{"id":4807,"date":"2025-02-13T16:20:16","date_gmt":"2025-02-13T16:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4807"},"modified":"2025-02-13T16:20:18","modified_gmt":"2025-02-13T16:20:18","slug":"moare-soacra-lui-bula-iar-strula-vine-la-el","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4807","title":{"rendered":"Moare soacra lui Bula iar Strula vine la el"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1001\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2651-1001x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4808\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2651-1001x1024.jpeg 1001w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2651-293x300.jpeg 293w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2651-768x786.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2651.jpeg 1009w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1001px) 100vw, 1001px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesoara la scoala:<br>Va rog sa-mi spuneti care ar fi, dupa parerea vostra cel mai rapid lucru din lume\u2026<br>Ionel: \u2013 Eu cred ca cel mai rapid lucru din lume e gandul\u2026<br>\u2013 Cum asa?<br>\u2013 Te gandesti la cineva si nici nu-ti dai seama cand o faci\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Asta asa este. Ai dreptate.<br>Maria: \u2013 Eu as zice ca clipitul e cel mai rapid\u2026<br>\u2013 De ce anume?<br>\u2013 Nici nu-ti dai seama cand clipesti, atat de rapid e\u2026<br>\u2013 Da\u2026asa..bravo\u00a0<br>Marin:\u2013eu sunt de parere ca lumina este cel mai rapid lucru\u2026<br>\u2013 Poti explica?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da. Cum apesi pe intrerupator cum se umple toata camera de lumina\u2026 adica e ceva foarte rapid\u2026 nici nu-ti dai seama\u2026.<br>\u2013 Da. Foarte interesant.<br>Bula: \u2013 Cum sa va spun eu\u2026 dupa parerea mea, diareea e cel mai rapid lucru\u2026<br>\u2013 !!!???<br>\u2013 Pai, \u2026 aseara m-am cacat pe mine si n-am avut timp nici sa ma gandesc, nici sa clipesc si nici sa aprind lumina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Profesoara la scoala:Va rog sa-mi spuneti care ar fi, dupa parerea vostra cel mai rapid lucru din lume\u2026Ionel: \u2013 Eu cred ca cel mai rapid lucru din lume e gandul\u2026\u2013 Cum asa?\u2013 Te gandesti la cineva si nici nu-ti dai seama cand o faci\u2026 \u2013 Asta asa este. Ai dreptate.Maria: \u2013 Eu as zice ca &#8230; <a title=\"Moare soacra lui Bula iar Strula vine la el\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4807\" aria-label=\"Read more about Moare soacra lui Bula iar Strula vine la el\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4809,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4807"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4810,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4807\/revisions\/4810"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}