{"id":4803,"date":"2025-02-13T14:01:57","date_gmt":"2025-02-13T14:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4803"},"modified":"2025-02-13T14:02:00","modified_gmt":"2025-02-13T14:02:00","slug":"rozi-vine-imediat-instalatorul-da-ti-jos-da-de-ce-nu-avem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4803","title":{"rendered":"Rozi vine imediat instalatorul da-ti.. jos! Da de ce? Nu avem \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"924\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2646-1024x924.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4804\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2646-1024x924.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2646-300x271.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2646-768x693.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2646.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Iepurasul statea pe un butuc si scria de zor ceva. Trece vulpea prin zona si il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Ce scrii acolo, iepurasule?<br>\u2013 O lucrare stiintifica despre cum iepurasii mananca vulpi.<br>\u2013 Ceeee?<br>La care iepurasul impasibil:<br>\u2013 Vino sa-ti arat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Vine lupul pe langa butucul iepurasului.<br>\u2013 Ce scrii acolo, iepurasule?<br>\u2013 O lucrare stiintifica despre cum iepurasii mananca lupi.<br>\u2013 Ceeee, ai inebunit?<br>La care iepurasul impasibil:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Vino sa-ti arat\u2026<br>Trece prin apropiere ursul:<br>\u2013 Ce scrii acolo, iepurasule?<br>\u2013 O lucrare stiintifica despre cum iepurasii mananca ursi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Ceeee, nu le mai ai pe toate?<br>La care iepurasul impasibil:<br>\u2013 Vino sa-ti arat\u2026<br>La doua sute de metrii mai departe o pestera in care zac ciolane de vulpe si lup.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Langa, leul roade o laba proaspata de urs.<br>Morala: \u201eNu tema lucrarii tale stiintifice e importanta, ci cine e indrumatorul tau de proiect\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iepurasul statea pe un butuc si scria de zor ceva. Trece vulpea prin zona si il intreaba:\u2013 Ce scrii acolo, iepurasule?\u2013 O lucrare stiintifica despre cum iepurasii mananca vulpi.\u2013 Ceeee?La care iepurasul impasibil:\u2013 Vino sa-ti arat\u2026 Vine lupul pe langa butucul iepurasului.\u2013 Ce scrii acolo, iepurasule?\u2013 O lucrare stiintifica despre cum iepurasii mananca lupi.\u2013 Ceeee, &#8230; <a title=\"Rozi vine imediat instalatorul da-ti.. jos! Da de ce? Nu avem \u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4803\" aria-label=\"Read more about Rozi vine imediat instalatorul da-ti.. jos! Da de ce? Nu avem \u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4805,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4803"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4806,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4803\/revisions\/4806"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}