{"id":4799,"date":"2025-02-13T11:10:09","date_gmt":"2025-02-13T11:10:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4799"},"modified":"2025-02-13T11:10:11","modified_gmt":"2025-02-13T11:10:11","slug":"doi-prieteni-filozofeaza-se-stie-ca-o-tigara-scurteaza-viata-cu-2-ore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4799","title":{"rendered":"Doi prieteni filozofeaza: Se stie ca o tigara scurteaza viata cu 2 ore"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1008\" height=\"1023\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2642.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2642.jpeg 1008w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2642-296x300.jpeg 296w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2642-768x779.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1008px) 100vw, 1008px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O blonda ajunge la Miss World printre primele trei locuri.<br>La intrebarea de departajare primeste urmatorul enunt:<br>Numiti 3 piese de William Shakespeare.<br>La care blonda spune:<br>\u2013 10, 15 si 20 de cm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Prezentatorul concursului derutat ii spune ca acestea nu sunt nume de piese de teatru, ci marimi. Blonda foarte destinsa il lamureste:<br>\u2013 10 la mine inseamna \u201eMult zgomot pentru nimic\u201d, 15 inseamna \u201eCum va place\u201d, iar 20 inseamna \u201eVisul unei nopti de vara\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi cersetori dormeau pe o banca in parc. Se apropie politistul comunitar:<br>\u2013 Ce faceti aici?<br>\u2013 Pai eu nu am casa, nu am serviciu, asa ca dorm aici!<br>\u2013 Si tu?<br>\u2013 La el in gazda!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O blonda ajunge la Miss World printre primele trei locuri.La intrebarea de departajare primeste urmatorul enunt:Numiti 3 piese de William Shakespeare.La care blonda spune:\u2013 10, 15 si 20 de cm. Prezentatorul concursului derutat ii spune ca acestea nu sunt nume de piese de teatru, ci marimi. Blonda foarte destinsa il lamureste:\u2013 10 la mine inseamna &#8230; <a title=\"Doi prieteni filozofeaza: Se stie ca o tigara scurteaza viata cu 2 ore\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4799\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doi prieteni filozofeaza: Se stie ca o tigara scurteaza viata cu 2 ore\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4801,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4799"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4802,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4799\/revisions\/4802"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}