{"id":4790,"date":"2025-02-12T16:57:21","date_gmt":"2025-02-12T16:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4790"},"modified":"2025-02-12T16:57:23","modified_gmt":"2025-02-12T16:57:23","slug":"un-amator-dornic-sa-decina-vanator-il-roaga-pe-prietenul-sau-mare-vanator-sa-l-initieze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4790","title":{"rendered":"Un amator dornic sa decina vanator il roaga pe prietenul sau mare vanator sa-l initieze"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"993\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2597-993x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4791\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2597-993x1024.jpeg 993w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2597-291x300.jpeg 291w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2597-768x792.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2597.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 993px) 100vw, 993px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi ciobani merg la un restaurant mediteranean.<br>Dupa ce citesc meniul il intreaba pe chelner:<br>\u2013 Dom\u2019le draga, ce is acelea fructe de mare?<br>\u2013 Caracatita, calamar, rac, creveti, raspunde chelnerul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Apoi bag de seama, zice unul dintre ciobani, dupa cum zici dumneata, vulpea, ursul si lupu\u2019 is fructe de padure!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Basescu, Geoana si Antonescu naufragiaza pe o insula si stand mai multe zile li s-a facut foame.&nbsp;<br>Hotarasc sa plece in directii diferite sa faca rost de mancare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Dupa cateva zile de cautari, Antonescu il zareste pe Basescu intr-un luminis facea un gratar.<br>\u2013 Imi dai si mie ? il intreaba<br>\u2013 Cu cea mai mare placere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pana sa se faca friptura mai discuta ei de-ale lor si la un moment dat Antonescu spune :<br>\u2013 De fapt mie nu-mi prea place de Geoana, dar ce sa fac?<br>\u2013 Nu-ti place, nu manca!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi ciobani merg la un restaurant mediteranean.Dupa ce citesc meniul il intreaba pe chelner:\u2013 Dom\u2019le draga, ce is acelea fructe de mare?\u2013 Caracatita, calamar, rac, creveti, raspunde chelnerul. \u2013 Apoi bag de seama, zice unul dintre ciobani, dupa cum zici dumneata, vulpea, ursul si lupu\u2019 is fructe de padure! Basescu, Geoana si Antonescu naufragiaza pe &#8230; <a title=\"Un amator dornic sa decina vanator il roaga pe prietenul sau mare vanator sa-l initieze\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4790\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un amator dornic sa decina vanator il roaga pe prietenul sau mare vanator sa-l initieze\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4792,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4790"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4793,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4790\/revisions\/4793"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}