{"id":4783,"date":"2025-02-12T11:23:49","date_gmt":"2025-02-12T11:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4783"},"modified":"2025-02-12T11:23:51","modified_gmt":"2025-02-12T11:23:51","slug":"o-calugarita-tinerica-se-duce-la-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4783","title":{"rendered":"O calugarita tinerica se duce la doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"919\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2591-919x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4784\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2591-919x1024.jpeg 919w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2591-269x300.jpeg 269w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2591-768x855.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2591.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 919px) 100vw, 919px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion se scoala dis de dimineata si merge la biserica. Ajuns acolo, popa il ia sa-l spovedeasca, si il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Ioane, ai fumat?<br>-Vai, parinte, cum sa fac asa ceva? Eu, slujitor al Domnului?<br>\u2013 Dar, de baut ai baut?<br>\u2013 Nu parinte , vai de mine!<br>-Dar la femei\u2026 ai fost?<br>-Drept cine ma iei parinte? Doamne, din instinct le ocolesc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ioane, Ioane zice popa, nu\u2013i lucru curat cu tine. Dar, i-a zi, de furat ai furat?<br>-Doamne fereste parinte, sunt cel mai cinstit enorias al tau!<br>-Nevasta ti-ai inselat-o? intreaba popa.<br>\u2013 Cum sa fac asa ceva? imi e frica parinte! Eu imi iubesc nevasta.<br>-Atunci, i-a zi mai, Ioane, cum pacatuiesti? Doar nu esti fara de pacate?<br>\u2013 Mint parinte, mint mult\u2026!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Domnule\u00a0doctor\u00a0faceti va rog ceva cu nevasta mea, se plange Ion unui psihiatru. Nu mai stiu ce sa fac cu cele 20 de pisici ale ei. Mirosul din casa a devenit insuportabil.\u00a0<br>\u2013 De ce nu deschideti geamurile?\u00a0<br>\u2013 Pai, ar zbura cei 100 de porumbei ai mei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion se scoala dis de dimineata si merge la biserica. Ajuns acolo, popa il ia sa-l spovedeasca, si il intreaba:\u2013 Ioane, ai fumat?-Vai, parinte, cum sa fac asa ceva? Eu, slujitor al Domnului?\u2013 Dar, de baut ai baut?\u2013 Nu parinte , vai de mine!-Dar la femei\u2026 ai fost?-Drept cine ma iei parinte? Doamne, din instinct &#8230; <a title=\"O calugarita tinerica se duce la doctor\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4783\" aria-label=\"Read more about O calugarita tinerica se duce la doctor\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4785,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4783"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4786,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4783\/revisions\/4786"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4785"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}