{"id":4779,"date":"2025-02-12T09:09:54","date_gmt":"2025-02-12T09:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4779"},"modified":"2025-02-12T09:09:58","modified_gmt":"2025-02-12T09:09:58","slug":"doi-politisti-bat-la-usa-unui-posibil-suspect-o-voce-cine-este-acolo-politia-deschide-si-ce-vreti-sa-vorbim-cati-sunteti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4779","title":{"rendered":"Doi politisti bat la usa unui posibil suspect. O voce: cine este acolo?? Politia deschide! Si ce vreti?? Sa vorbim!! Cati sunteti??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"995\" height=\"904\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2587.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4780\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2587.jpeg 995w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2587-300x273.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2587-768x698.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 995px) 100vw, 995px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ursuletul alb se juca pe afara-n Groenlanda lui, cand deodata intra subit in casa si-o-ntreaba pe mama-sa:<br>\u2212 Mama, tata sigur era urs polar?<br>\u2212 Da puiule, sigur! Dupa un sfert de ora:<br>\u2212 Mama, da si bunicul era urs polar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2212 Sigur, puiule, si bunicu! Dupa un ceas:<br>\u2212 Mama, da tu esti foarte sigura ca si strabunicu era urs polar?<br>\u2212 Da draga, da! Dar de ce ma tot intrebi?<br>\u2212 Nu stiu de ce, dar imi este asa frig\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La \u0219coal\u0103 vine o nou\u0103 educatoare \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Cine e cel mai prost s\u0103 se ridice \u00een picioare.<br>Cum toat\u0103 lumea nu reac\u021biona, Bul\u0103 se ridic\u0103 \u00een picioare.<br>Profesoara: Tu e\u0219ti cel mai prost?<br>Bul\u0103: Nu, dar m\u0103 simt jenat c\u0103 doar dumneavoastr\u0103 sunte\u021bi \u00een picioare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ursuletul alb se juca pe afara-n Groenlanda lui, cand deodata intra subit in casa si-o-ntreaba pe mama-sa:\u2212 Mama, tata sigur era urs polar?\u2212 Da puiule, sigur! Dupa un sfert de ora:\u2212 Mama, da si bunicul era urs polar? \u2212 Sigur, puiule, si bunicu! Dupa un ceas:\u2212 Mama, da tu esti foarte sigura ca si strabunicu &#8230; <a title=\"Doi politisti bat la usa unui posibil suspect. O voce: cine este acolo?? Politia deschide! Si ce vreti?? Sa vorbim!! Cati sunteti??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4779\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doi politisti bat la usa unui posibil suspect. O voce: cine este acolo?? Politia deschide! Si ce vreti?? Sa vorbim!! Cati sunteti??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4781,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4779"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4779\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4782,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4779\/revisions\/4782"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}