{"id":4775,"date":"2025-02-11T14:36:58","date_gmt":"2025-02-11T14:36:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4775"},"modified":"2025-02-11T14:37:01","modified_gmt":"2025-02-11T14:37:01","slug":"in-autocar-un-pasager-isi-scoate-piciorul-din-pantof-spunand-mi-a-amortit-piciorul-pasagerul-vecin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4775","title":{"rendered":"In autocar un pasager isi scoate piciorul din pantof spunand: Mi-a amortit piciorul.Pasagerul Vecin:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"661\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2538-1024x661.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4776\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2538-1024x661.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2538-300x194.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2538-768x496.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2538.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-o zi se duce ursul la iepure \u015fi \u00eei zice:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Iepura\u015fule, hai s\u0103 d\u0103m o tur\u0103 cu noua mea Honda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Zis \u015fi f\u0103cut. Dup\u0103 o vreme \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 ursul pe iepure:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0162i-e fric\u0103 iepura\u015f?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, nu mi-e fric\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merg ei cu 80 km\/ora \u015fi iar \u00eentreab\u0103 ursul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0162i-e fric\u0103 iepura\u015f?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu mi-e fric\u0103 ursule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi vine iepura\u015ful la urs \u015fi \u00eei zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015eefule, hai s\u0103 d\u0103m o tur\u0103 cu ultima mea ma\u015fin\u0103, Yamaha!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merg ei cu 100 km\/h \u015fi la un momet dat iepura\u015ful \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe urs:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0162i-e fric\u0103 ursule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, nu mi-e fric\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se apropie de pr\u0103pastie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0162i-e fric\u0103 ursule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu mi-e fric\u0103 iepura\u015f!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mie \u00eemi este, c\u0103 n-ajung la fr\u00e2neeee!\ud83d\ude1b\ud83d\ude27\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un t\u00e2n\u0103r invit\u0103 \u00een ora\u0219 o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 care este profesoar\u0103 de religie.<\/strong>C\u00e2nd se plimbau prin parc, el \u00eei ofer\u0103 o \u021bigar\u0103.Ea:- Nu, merci, ce le-a\u0219 spune dup\u0103 aceea copiilor la \u0219coal\u0103?Merg mai departe \u0219i el o invit\u0103 la un pahar.\u2013&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu, merci, ce le-a\u0219 spune dup\u0103 aceea copiilor la \u0219coal\u0103?\u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, se urc\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 ca s\u0103 o duc\u0103 acas\u0103, iar el, pu\u021bin disperat, o \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 Mergi cu mine la un hotel?\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sigur, cu pl\u0103cere!\u2013 Cum se poate? Ce o s\u0103 le spui copiilor?\u2013 Ce le spun mereu: Nu trebuie s\u0103 bei \u0219i s\u0103 fumezi, ca s\u0103 te sim\u021bi foarte bine!\ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-o zi se duce ursul la iepure \u015fi \u00eei zice:&nbsp; \u2013 Iepura\u015fule, hai s\u0103 d\u0103m o tur\u0103 cu noua mea Honda. Zis \u015fi f\u0103cut. Dup\u0103 o vreme \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 ursul pe iepure: \u2013 \u0162i-e fric\u0103 iepura\u015f? \u2013 Nu, nu mi-e fric\u0103! Merg ei cu 80 km\/ora \u015fi iar \u00eentreab\u0103 ursul: \u0162i-e fric\u0103 iepura\u015f? \u2013 Nu &#8230; <a title=\"In autocar un pasager isi scoate piciorul din pantof spunand: Mi-a amortit piciorul.Pasagerul Vecin:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4775\" aria-label=\"Read more about In autocar un pasager isi scoate piciorul din pantof spunand: Mi-a amortit piciorul.Pasagerul Vecin:\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4777,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4775"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4775\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4778,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4775\/revisions\/4778"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}