Bula merge la taica-su si cere 100 lei, ca sa se duca la femei. Tata ii da 100 lei si Bula pleaca. Pe scari Bula se intalneste cu Bubulina, care il intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Unde pleci asa de bucuros, Bula?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula ii raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mi-a dat tata 100 de lei, ca sa ma duc la femei!
Bubulina ii zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Da suta aia incoa si vino cu mine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubulina se dezbraca; Bula se dezbraca si el.
Bubulina:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Suie-te pe mine!
Bula se suie pe ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubulina:
\u2013 Bag-o!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula o baga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubulina:
\u2013 Scoate-o!
Bula o scoate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubulina:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bag-o!
Bula o baga.
Bubulina:
\u2013 Scoate-o!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula o scoate.
Bubulina:
\u2013 Bag-o!
Bula:
\u2013 Auzi, ia da tu suta aia incoace, ca vad ca esti nehotarita!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se batea Fat Frumos cu Balauru\u2019.
\u00cel prinde Balauru\u2019 pe Fat Frumos si-l tr\u00e2nteste de pam\u00e2nt bag\u00e2ndu-l \u00een pam\u00e2nt p\u00e2na la glezne.
Chiar atunci zbura pe acolo corbu\u2019 asa ca Fat Frumos ii zice corbului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Corbule corbutule adu-mi un cioc de apa si ti-l voi da pe Fat Frumos sa-l halesti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aduce corbu\u2019 un cioc de apa lu\u2019 Fat Frumos si asta \u00eel baga pe Balaur \u00een pam\u00e2nt p\u00e2na la genunchi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Atunci Balaurul ii zice corbului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Corbule corbutule adu-mi un cioc de apa si ti-l voi da pe Fat Frumos sa-l halesti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aduce corbu\u2019 iara un cioc de apa si-l baga Balauru\u2019 pe Fat Frumos \u00een pam\u00e2nt p\u00e2na la buric.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fat Frumos nu se lasa si ii zice corbului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Corbule corbutule adu-mi un cioc de apa si-ti voi da un balaur \u00eentreg de halit.
Aduce corbu\u2019 un cioc de apa si Fatu\u2019 \u00eel baga pe Balaur \u00een pam\u00e2nt p\u00e2na la br\u00e2u.
Dupa care Balauru ii zice corbului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Corbule corbutule adu-mi un cioc de apa si ti-l voi da pe Fat Frumos sa-l halesti.
Aduce corbu\u2019 saracu\u2019 iara un cioc de apa si Balauru\u2019 \u00eel baga pe Fat Frumos \u00een pam\u00e2nt p\u00e2na la g\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fat Frumos ii zice corbului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Corbule corbutule adu-mi un cioc de apa si-ti voi da un balaur \u00eentreg de halit.
La care corbul nervos le zice celor doi:
\u2013 Da\u2019 voi ce pana mea faceti, va bateti sau beti apa\u2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bula merge la taica-su si cere 100 lei, ca sa se duca la femei. Tata ii da 100 lei si Bula pleaca. Pe scari Bula se intalneste cu Bubulina, care il intreaba: \u2013 Unde pleci asa de bucuros, Bula? Bula ii raspunde: \u2013 Mi-a dat tata 100 de lei, ca sa ma duc la femei!Bubulina … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4773,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4772"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4774,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4772\/revisions\/4774"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}