Surprins la amant\u0103, Ion sare disperat de la etajul zece. Aflat \u00een c\u0103dere liber\u0103, \u00eencepe s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103: Nu puteam eu s\u0103 stau acas\u0103 cu nevasta\u2026 s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc un gr\u0103tar\u2026s\u0103 beau un \u015fpri\u0163\u2026 \u015fi, cine \u015ftie, poate s\u0103 fac \u015fi amor\u2026 Cade cu noroc pe o prelat\u0103 de la terasa blocului \u015fi, \u00eembr\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u015fi izmenele, cuget\u0103: Doamne, cum e omul\u2026 numai dou\u0103 secunde am fost disperat, \u015fi c\u00e2te prostii mi-au trecut prin cap!
Ce salariu doriti? il intreaba specialistul in resurse umane pe un tanar inginer, la sfarsitul interviului.
Acesta spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ei bine, ma gandeam la 150000 de dolari pe an plus alte beneficii.
\u2013 Da, spune specialistul. Ce-ati zice de un concediu de sase saptamani pe an, asigurari medicale, asigurari de viata si un Porsche?
Inginerul striga:
Uau!!! Glumiti?
Da, dar dumneavoastra ati inceput.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi ardeleni st\u0103teau de vorb\u0103:
B\u0103, io nu mai pot! De c\u00e2nd cu Chefi la Cutite, muierea mea o luat-o razna! Ieri o f\u0103cut ciorb\u0103 de fasole cu smochine. Smochine, b\u0103, smochine! Mie-mi zici? A mea o pus piersici \u00een toc\u0103ni\u0163a de cartofi\u2026 cic\u0103 s\u0103-i dea un fleiv\u0103r modern\u2026
Mi-i \u015fi fric\u0103 s\u0103 vin acas\u0103, c\u0103 cine \u015ftie ce bl\u0103st\u0103m\u0103\u0163ie pune pe mas\u0103. O trebuit s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 cu rodii\u2026 Cu rodii, b\u0103, cu rodii!
Io m\u0103n\u00e2nc pe ascuns, c\u0103 mi-i mil\u0103 s-o jignesc\u2026 O f\u0103cut sarmale umplute cu creve\u0163i. Am a\u015fteptat s\u0103 adoarm\u0103 ca s\u0103 m\u00e2nc un parizer cinstit\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A mea i-o pus la prunc la \u015fcoal\u0103 pit\u0103 cu untur\u0103 \u015fi cu rucola\u2026
Asta nu-i nimic: am \u0163inut poman\u0103 dup\u0103 m\u0103-sa \u015fi o f\u0103cut coliv\u0103 cu mascarpone \u015fi sirop de ar\u0163ar\u2026 flambat\u0103!
\u2013 B\u0103\u2026
\u2013 Da, b\u0103.
\u2013 At\u00e2ta am vorbit de m\u00e2ncare, c\u0103 amu mi s-o f\u0103cut sete!
\u2013 Ie, \u015fi mie\u2026
No, hai s\u0103 merem la cr\u00e2\u015fm\u0103, s\u0103 pu\u015fc\u0103m ni\u015fte shot-uri de Jagermeister!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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