{"id":476,"date":"2024-05-08T17:11:53","date_gmt":"2024-05-08T17:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=476"},"modified":"2026-01-29T20:20:22","modified_gmt":"2026-01-29T20:20:22","slug":"ioane-vreau-un-copil-de-la-tine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=476","title":{"rendered":"Ioane, vreau un copil de la tine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

So\u021bul b\u0103nuia c\u0103 so\u021bia \u00eel \u00een\u0219eal\u0103 \u0219i hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te s\u0103-i fac\u0103 un test.
Spun\u00e2ndu-i c\u0103 pleac\u0103 pe 2 zile de acas\u0103,se ascunde sub pat \u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103.
St\u0103 el c\u00e2t st\u0103 \u0219i hop vine vecinul<\/a> \u0219i \u00eempreun\u0103 cu so\u021bia se bag\u0103 \u00een pat, iar ea \u00eei zice:
\u2013 Ioane, vreau un copil de la tine.
\u2013 Cei cu tine, tu nici m\u0103car nu po\u021bi \u00eenf\u0103\u0219ura copilul \u00een scutece.
Femeia g\u00e2ndindu-se un pic, \u00eel \u00eenf\u0103\u0219oar\u0103 pe Ion \u00een plapum\u0103 \u0219i se duce la buc\u0103t\u0103rie s\u0103-i aduc\u0103 \u0219i un biberon.
\u00cen timpul acesta so\u021bul iese de sub pat \u0219i aplec\u00e2ndu-se deasupra lui Ion \u00eei zice:
\u201dUgu-gu, puiul tatei<\/a>\u201d! dup\u0103 care pleac\u0103 la buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i-i zice so\u021biei:
\u2013 Drag\u0103, du-te \u0219i-l schimb\u0103 pe Ionel c\u0103, a f\u0103cut pe el s\u0103racu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Vorbesc doi mo\u015fi trecu\u0163i de 70 de ani:
\u2013 Cum nu \u0163i-e ru\u015fine, m\u0103i Ioane<\/a>, ai tr\u0103it 50 de ani cu femeia ta \u015fi acum la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e na, \u0163i-ai luat una t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 de 20!
\u2013 Ce-n\u0163elegi tu Gheorghe, de o so\u0163ie b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 ai grij\u0103 \u2013 ba o doare capul, ba d\u0103-i pastilele de inim\u0103, ba trebuie s\u0103 o
duci la baie, nu ai somn!\u2026 Cu asta de 20 de ani e altfel. Ea seara pleac\u0103 \u015fi se \u00eentoarce diminea\u0163a<\/a>\u2026 \u015fi dormi a\u015fa de bine..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TOARELE BUNURI\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nevast\u0103-mea tot \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103-mi sugereze ce-\u015fi dore\u015fte pentru urm\u0103toarea aniversare. Mi-a spus:
\u2013 Vreau ceva ro\u015fu, ce ajunge de la 0 la 100 \u00een trei secunde.
I-am d\u0103ruit un c\u00e2ntar \u015fi atunci a \u00eenceput cearta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un b\u0103rbat \u00eencerca s\u0103-i demonstreze nevestei c\u0103 femeile vorbesc<\/a> de dou\u0103 ori mai mult dec\u00e2t b\u0103rba\u0163ii \u015fi \u00eei arat\u0103 un studiu care indic\u0103
faptul c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii folosesc 10.000 de cuvinte pe zi, pe c\u00e2nd femeile, 20.000. Nevast\u0103-sa se g\u00e2nde\u015fte pu\u0163in \u015fi r\u0103spunde:
\u2013 P\u0103i normal c\u0103 folosim un num\u0103r dublu de cuvinte, pentru c\u0103 tot timpul trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 repet\u0103m ce spunem!
\u2013 Poftim?! o \u00eentreab\u0103 b\u0103rbatul\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So\u021bul b\u0103nuia c\u0103 so\u021bia \u00eel \u00een\u0219eal\u0103 \u0219i hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te s\u0103-i fac\u0103 un test.Spun\u00e2ndu-i c\u0103 pleac\u0103 pe 2 zile de acas\u0103,se ascunde sub pat \u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103.St\u0103 el c\u00e2t st\u0103 \u0219i hop vine vecinul \u0219i \u00eempreun\u0103 cu so\u021bia se bag\u0103 \u00een pat, iar ea \u00eei zice:\u2013 Ioane, vreau un copil de la tine.\u2013 Cei cu tine, tu nici … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":477,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=476"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6747,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions\/6747"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}