{"id":4749,"date":"2025-02-07T14:31:33","date_gmt":"2025-02-07T14:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4749"},"modified":"2025-02-07T14:31:36","modified_gmt":"2025-02-07T14:31:36","slug":"bula-tu-ce-vrei-sa-te-faci-cand-vei-fi-mare-visez-sa-fiu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4749","title":{"rendered":"Bula tu ce vrei sa te faci cand vei fi mare?? Visez sa fiu\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Intr-un avion, un avocat sta alaturi de o blonda. Acesta din urma, ca sa treaca timpul mai repede si ca sa faca misto de blonda, ii zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Domnisoara, va propun un concurs: eu va pun o intrebare si daca nu stiti raspunsul, imi dati 5 euro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dupa aceea, imi puneti o intrebare si daca eu nu stiu raspunsul, va dau 500 de euro!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

De acord, zice blonda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

OK, prima intrebare: care este distanta dintre Pamant si Luna?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Evident, blonda nu stia raspunsul si i-a dat 5 euro avocatului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Venise randul blondei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ce urca pe munte pe trei picioare si coboara pe patru?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au trecut cateva ore si avocatul nu gasea raspunsul asa ca pana la urma i-a dat cei 500 de euro promisi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Si totusi, care e raspunsul corect? intreaba avocatul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Nu stiu nici eu, zice blonda, si-i da 5 euro din cei 500 primiti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00centr-o sear\u0103, dup\u0103 o ceart\u0103 \u00eenfocat\u0103, Bul\u0103 \u0219i nevasta lui hot\u0103r\u0103sc s\u0103 nu-\u0219i mai vorbeasc\u0103. Se pun ei \u00een pat, iar Bul\u0103, care trebuia s\u0103 se trezeasc\u0103 de diminea\u021b\u0103, \u00eei scrie un bile\u021bel Bubuliei:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u201eTreze\u0219te-m\u0103 la ora 5:00\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Diminea\u021b\u0103, la ora 10:00, se treze\u0219te Bul\u0103. Nervos nevoie mare, se uit\u0103 \u00een pat \u0219i g\u0103se\u0219te un alt bilet:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u201eEste ora 5:00! Treze\u0219te-te!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bul\u0103 are probleme de s\u0103n\u0103tate, obezitate, colesterol, tensiune m\u0103rit\u0103, ficat m\u0103rit, a\u015fa c\u0103 merge la doctor.
\u00cel \u00eentreab\u0103 doctorul:
\u2013 Ia zi, Bul\u0103, obi\u015fnuie\u015fti s\u0103 fumezi?
Bul\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n


\u2013 Mmm\u2026 A\u015fa \u015fi a\u015fa\u2026
\u2013 Dar c\u00e2t \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u201ea\u015fa \u015fi a\u015fa\u201d?
\u2013 Mmm\u2026 P\u0103i cam 4 pachete pe zi.
\u2013 Dulciuri m\u0103n\u00e2nci?
\u2013 Mmm\u2026 A\u015fa \u015fi a\u015fa\u2026 Cam 5 ciocolate pe zi.
\u2013 S\u0103rat m\u0103n\u00e2nci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n


\u2013 Mmm\u2026 A\u015fa \u015fi a\u015fa\u2026 Cam o solni\u0163\u0103 pe zi pun \u00een m\u00e2ncare.
\u2013 Gr\u0103simi m\u0103n\u00e2nci?
\u2013 Mmm\u2026 A\u015fa \u015fi a\u015fa\u2026 Cam un kil-dou\u0103 de slan\u0103 pe zi\u2026
\u2013 Pr\u0103jit m\u0103n\u00e2nci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Mmm\u2026 A\u015fa \u015fi a\u015fa\u2026 Pe zi\u2026 Cam c\u00e2te o omlet\u0103 de 4 ou\u0103 \u015fi cartofi pr\u0103ji\u0163i, asezona\u0163i cu c\u00e2rna\u0163i.
\u2013 Aha\u2026 Dar de b\u0103ut, bei?
\u2013 A, da! De b\u0103ut, beau!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Intr-un avion, un avocat sta alaturi de o blonda. Acesta din urma, ca sa treaca timpul mai repede si ca sa faca misto de blonda, ii zice: Domnisoara, va propun un concurs: eu va pun o intrebare si daca nu stiti raspunsul, imi dati 5 euro. Dupa aceea, imi puneti o intrebare si daca eu … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4751,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4752,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4749\/revisions\/4752"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}