\u2013 Bul\u0103, po\u021bi s\u0103-mi spui ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 cuv\u00e2ntul \u201eabstract\u201d?
\u2013 Da, domnule profesor. Ceea ce nu se poate atinge.
\u2013 Bine, Bul\u0103! Po\u021bi s\u0103-mi dai \u0219i un exemplu?
\u2013 Fierul \u00eenc\u0103lzit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 era la spitalul de nebuni pentru c\u0103 se credea gr\u0103unte. La fiecare 3 ani, venea inspec\u021bia. Vine \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bul\u0103, ce e\u0219ti tu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Gr\u0103unte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 B\u0103, e\u0219ti nebun. Mai stai 3 ani!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i tot a\u0219a, vreo 9 ani, de s-au s\u0103turat \u0103ia de la spital de el \u0219i-i spun:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103, Bul\u0103, c\u00e2nd te mai \u00eentreab\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia ce e\u0219ti, zi \u0219i tu c\u0103 e\u0219ti om.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vine inspec\u021bia:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce e\u0219ti tu, b\u0103, Bul\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 OM!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Felicit\u0103ri! Fericire! Bul\u0103 pleac\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i face bagajul, iese pe poart\u0103, dar dup\u0103 2 minute vine alerg\u00e2nd \u0219i g\u00e2f\u00e2ind \u00eenapoi, speriat tot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce este, m\u0103, Bul\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 O g\u0103in\u0103 la poart\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2013 Bul\u0103, po\u021bi s\u0103-mi spui ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 cuv\u00e2ntul \u201eabstract\u201d?\u2013 Da, domnule profesor. Ceea ce nu se poate atinge.\u2013 Bine, Bul\u0103! Po\u021bi s\u0103-mi dai \u0219i un exemplu?\u2013 Fierul \u00eenc\u0103lzit. Bul\u0103 era la spitalul de nebuni pentru c\u0103 se credea gr\u0103unte. La fiecare 3 ani, venea inspec\u021bia. Vine \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 Bul\u0103, ce e\u0219ti tu? \u2013 Gr\u0103unte. … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4736,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4735"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4737,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4735\/revisions\/4737"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}