{"id":4728,"date":"2025-02-06T07:38:27","date_gmt":"2025-02-06T07:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4728"},"modified":"2025-02-06T07:38:30","modified_gmt":"2025-02-06T07:38:30","slug":"cred-ca-sotul-meu-are-o-relatie-cu-secretara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4728","title":{"rendered":"Cred c\u0103 so\u021bul meu are o rela\u021bie cu secretara"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>O doamn\u0103 c\u0103tre menajer\u0103\u2026<br>\u2013 Cred c\u0103 so\u021bul meu are o rela\u021bie cu secretara.<br>Menajera:<br>\u2013 \u0218ti\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103 sigur, sau o spune\u021bi a\u0219a doar ca s\u0103 m\u0103 face\u021bi pe<br>mine geloas\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    O BLONDA MERGE SA SE SPOVEDEASCA<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>P\u0103rinte, am venit s\u0103 m\u0103 spovedesc\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;Preotul&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Spune, fiica mea, ce p\u0103cate ai pe suflet?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Blonda trage aer ad\u00e2nc \u015fi, cu o voce care devine mai hot\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103, m\u0103rturise\u015fte:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013<strong>Blonda:<\/strong>&nbsp;P\u0103rinte, am preacurvit\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Preotul, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u015fi p\u0103streze calmul \u015fi s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 profesionist, \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013<strong>Preotul:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u015ei\u2026 de c\u00e2te ori, fiica mea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Blonda ridic\u0103 din spr\u00e2ncean\u0103, p\u0103r\u00e2nd oarecum ofensat\u0103, \u015fi r\u0103spunde direct, dar cu un z\u00e2mbet subtil:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013<strong>Blonda:<\/strong>&nbsp;P\u0103rinte, am venit s\u0103 m\u0103 spovedesc, nu s\u0103 m\u0103 laud!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103, mereu pus pe glume \u0219i combina\u021bii, \u00eel prinde pe \u0218trul\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba magazinului, tocmai c\u00e2nd acesta num\u0103ra c\u00e2teva bancnote. Se apropie, z\u00e2mbind viclean, \u0219i \u00eencepe conversa\u021bia:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013<strong>Bul\u0103:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u2013 \u0218trul\u0103, ce faci, m\u0103i prietene? Te-ai \u00eembog\u0103\u021bit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013<strong>\u0218trul\u0103:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u2013 Ce \u00eembog\u0103\u021bit, Bul\u0103? Abia am str\u00e2ns banii pentru factura la curent!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013<strong>Bul\u0103:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u2013 P\u0103i, hai s\u0103 te ajut! D\u0103-mi 500 de lei \u0219i-\u021bi fac o asigurare de n-ai mai v\u0103zut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013<strong>\u0218trul\u0103:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u2013 Ce fel de asigurare, Bul\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 se apropie conspirativ, se uit\u0103 \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i-n dreapta, apoi r\u0103spunde cu un aer serios:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013<strong>Bul\u0103:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u2013 Te asigur c\u0103 nu-i mai vezi \u00eenapoi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O doamn\u0103 c\u0103tre menajer\u0103\u2026\u2013 Cred c\u0103 so\u021bul meu are o rela\u021bie cu secretara.Menajera:\u2013 \u0218ti\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103 sigur, sau o spune\u021bi a\u0219a doar ca s\u0103 m\u0103 face\u021bi pemine geloas\u0103? CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47 O BLONDA MERGE SA SE SPOVEDEASCA &nbsp;Preotul&nbsp; Blonda trage aer ad\u00e2nc \u015fi, cu o voce care devine mai hot\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103, m\u0103rturise\u015fte: \u2013Blonda:&nbsp;P\u0103rinte, am preacurvit\u2026 &#8230; <a title=\"Cred c\u0103 so\u021bul meu are o rela\u021bie cu secretara\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4728\" aria-label=\"Read more about Cred c\u0103 so\u021bul meu are o rela\u021bie cu secretara\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4729,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4728"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4730,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4728\/revisions\/4730"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}