{"id":4717,"date":"2025-02-05T09:12:10","date_gmt":"2025-02-05T09:12:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4717"},"modified":"2025-02-05T09:12:12","modified_gmt":"2025-02-05T09:12:12","slug":"mai-gheo-cum-crezitu-ca-se-zice-corect-cluj-sau-cluuuj-d-apoi-eu-cred-ca-i-spune-cluuuj-da-de-ce-ma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4717","title":{"rendered":"Mai Gheo cum crezitu ca se zice corect Cluj sau Cluuuj ? D-apoi eu cred ca-i spune Cluuuj. Da de ce ma??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1009\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2358-1024x1009.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4718\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2358-1024x1009.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2358-300x296.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2358-768x757.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2358.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip se duce la psihiatru:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Domnule doctor, \u00een fiecare noapte visez c\u0103 \u00eemping un tren din Bucure\u015fti p\u00e2n\u0103 la Ploie\u015fti \u015fi \u00eenapoi.<br>Diminea\u0163a m\u0103 trezesc extenuat. Ce \u00eemi recomanda\u0163i?<br>Doctorul se g\u00e2nde\u015fte \u015fi r\u0103spunde:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Domnule, te duci acas\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenainte de a te culca \u00ee\u0163i imaginezi c\u0103 vei \u00eempinge trenul numai p\u00e2n\u0103 la Ploie\u015fti.<br>De la Ploie\u015fti la Bucure\u015fti voi apare eu \u00een vis \u015fi \u00eel voi \u00eempinge eu.<br>Pacientul pleac\u0103 mul\u0163umit. Apare urm\u0103torul pacient:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Domnule doctor, \u00een fiecare noapte visez ca fac amor cu zece femei.<br>Diminea\u0163a m\u0103 trezesc extenuat.<br>Doctorul cade iar pe g\u00e2nduri:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Domnule, te duci acas\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenainte de a te culca \u00ee\u0163i imaginezi c\u0103 vei face amor doar cu cinci femei.<br>Cu celelalte cinci voi face amor eu c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i voi ap\u0103rea \u00een vis.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu pute\u021bi cu toate zece?<br>-Eu le-as lua pe toate zece de pe capul t\u0103u dar mai am de \u00eempins un tren de la Ploie\u015fti la Bucure\u015fti.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Un t\u00e2n\u0103r se adreseaz\u0103 tat\u0103lui prietenei sale, care era un pasionat al obiceiurilor orientale:<br>\u2013 Domnule, am venit s\u0103 v\u0103 cer m\u00e2na fiicei dumneavoastr\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tinere, ca s\u0103 pot s\u0103-\u021bi dau un r\u0103spuns, trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 consult mai \u00eent\u00e2i cu Marele Dragon, a\u0219a cum fac to\u021bi oamenii din Orient!<br>\u2013 S\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 treaba asta am rezolvat-o, deja am vorbit cu so\u021bia dumneavoastr\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tip se duce la psihiatru: Un t\u00e2n\u0103r se adreseaz\u0103 tat\u0103lui prietenei sale, care era un pasionat al obiceiurilor orientale:\u2013 Domnule, am venit s\u0103 v\u0103 cer m\u00e2na fiicei dumneavoastr\u0103! \u2013 Tinere, ca s\u0103 pot s\u0103-\u021bi dau un r\u0103spuns, trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 consult mai \u00eent\u00e2i cu Marele Dragon, a\u0219a cum fac to\u021bi oamenii din Orient!\u2013 S\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"Mai Gheo cum crezitu ca se zice corect Cluj sau Cluuuj ? 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