{"id":4712,"date":"2025-02-04T11:39:03","date_gmt":"2025-02-04T11:39:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4712"},"modified":"2025-02-04T11:39:05","modified_gmt":"2025-02-04T11:39:05","slug":"si-zici-ca-te-persecuta-profesorul-de-matematica-da-tati-m-a-pus-sa-fac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4712","title":{"rendered":"Si zici ca te persecuta profesorul de matematica? Da tati! M-a pus sa fac.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"928\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2323-1024x928.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4714\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2323-1024x928.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2323-300x272.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2323-768x696.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2323.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>EL (la telefon): Iubito, eram pe DN1 \u00een drum spre Mihaela c\u00e2nd am avut explozie la cauciucul stanga-fa\u021b\u0103.<br>Ma\u015fina a derapat \u015fi s-a rostogolit. Noroc c\u0103 m-am oprit \u00eentr-un copac, altfel nu mai eram \u00een via\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Am reu\u015fit s\u0103 ies din ma\u015fina cu dou\u0103 secunde \u00eenainte s\u0103 cad\u0103 \u00een pr\u0103pastie.<br>Acum sunt la spitalul municipal din Bra\u015fov.<br>Am fractura la m\u00e2na st\u00e2nga, piciorul drept amputat, trei coaste rupte, traumatisme cerebrale deschise \u015fi contuzii severe.<br>EA: Cine naiba e Mihaela?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip pe patul de moarte \u00eei spune so\u0163iei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Draga mea, spune-mi sincer, de c\u00e2te ori m-ai \u00een\u015felat.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i, av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere c\u0103 te iubesc, doar de 3 ori.<br>Tipul speriat:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cum de 3 ori? Cum? Cu cine? Spune-mi c\u0103 nu mai am mult de tr\u0103it \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 aflu!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i prima data \u015ftii c\u0103 ai avut tu probleme cu avocatul acela, c\u00e2nd nu aveai bani pentru acel caz dar ai c\u00e2stigat p\u00e2na la urm\u0103!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Eee, cu avocatul mi-ai salvat firma, nu-i nimic. Dar a doua oar\u0103? Zi-mi c\u0103 simt cum ma sting \u015fi vreau s\u0103 \u015ftiu!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Mai \u0163ii tu minte c\u00e2nd ai avut nevoie de opera\u0163ia aceea? Nu aveai bani pentru ea dar ai fost operat de doctor.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cu doctorul? Da, ai dreptate, tr\u0103iesc, ai f\u0103cut o fapt\u0103 bun\u0103. Dar a 3-a oar\u0103?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u015etii c\u00e2nd ai vrut tu s\u0103 devii primar \u015fi aveai nevoie de 2456 de semn\u0103turi?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EL (la telefon): Iubito, eram pe DN1 \u00een drum spre Mihaela c\u00e2nd am avut explozie la cauciucul stanga-fa\u021b\u0103.Ma\u015fina a derapat \u015fi s-a rostogolit. Noroc c\u0103 m-am oprit \u00eentr-un copac, altfel nu mai eram \u00een via\u0163\u0103. Am reu\u015fit s\u0103 ies din ma\u015fina cu dou\u0103 secunde \u00eenainte s\u0103 cad\u0103 \u00een pr\u0103pastie.Acum sunt la spitalul municipal din Bra\u015fov.Am &#8230; <a title=\"Si zici ca te persecuta profesorul de matematica? Da tati! M-a pus sa fac..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4712\" aria-label=\"Read more about Si zici ca te persecuta profesorul de matematica? Da tati! 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