{"id":4708,"date":"2025-02-04T08:45:48","date_gmt":"2025-02-04T08:45:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4708"},"modified":"2025-02-04T08:45:53","modified_gmt":"2025-02-04T08:45:53","slug":"bula-ba-am-fost-la-oftamolog-si-o-sa-port-ochelari-da-ce-probleme-ai-cu-dreptu-te-vad-prost-si-cu-stangul-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4708","title":{"rendered":"Bula: Ba am fost la oftamolog si o sa port ochelari . Da ce probleme ai? Cu dreptu te vad prost. Si cu stangul??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"943\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2320-1024x943.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4709\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2320-1024x943.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2320-300x276.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2320-768x707.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2320.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Doua blonde se uitau cu interes la o pereche de manusi din cauciuc, intr-o vitrina.<br>\u2013 La ce or fi bune manusile astea?<br>\u2013 Eh, cum la ce?! Te poti spala pe maini fara sa te uzi!<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O femeie uratica se plange unui politist:<br>\u2013 Domnule politist, tipul acela ma urmareste. Cred ca e beat!<br>Politistul o masoara de sus pana jos si ii spune:<br>\u2013 Aveti dreptate. Cu siguranta, este beat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un doctor se intalneste cu un vechi prieten, avocat, in vacanta pe Riviera Franceza.<br>Doctorul:<br>\u2013 Salut, ce vant te aduce pe aici?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Avocatul:<br>\u2013 Pai mai stii darapanatura aia de cabana la Predeal pe care am cumparat-o? A luat foc si cu banii de la asigurari am venit sa ma relaxez, ca oricum n-am unde sta. Dar tu?<br>Doctorul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pai tot asa! Mai stii darapanatura aia de casa de vacanta din Moldova pe care mi-am luat-o?<br>\u2013 Au luat-o apele si din banii de asigurare am venit sa ma relaxez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care avocatul, cu voce joasa:<br>\u2013 Zi-mi si mie: cum\u00a0\u00a0ai\u00a0facut sa provoci inundatiile?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doua blonde se uitau cu interes la o pereche de manusi din cauciuc, intr-o vitrina.\u2013 La ce or fi bune manusile astea?\u2013 Eh, cum la ce?! Te poti spala pe maini fara sa te uzi! O femeie uratica se plange unui politist:\u2013 Domnule politist, tipul acela ma urmareste. Cred ca e beat!Politistul o masoara de &#8230; <a title=\"Bula: Ba am fost la oftamolog si o sa port ochelari . Da ce probleme ai? Cu dreptu te vad prost. Si cu stangul??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4708\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula: Ba am fost la oftamolog si o sa port ochelari . Da ce probleme ai? Cu dreptu te vad prost. Si cu stangul??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4710,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4708"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4711,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4708\/revisions\/4711"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}