{"id":4704,"date":"2025-02-03T11:17:14","date_gmt":"2025-02-03T11:17:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4704"},"modified":"2025-02-03T11:17:16","modified_gmt":"2025-02-03T11:17:16","slug":"un-preot-batran-il-invata-pe-unul-tanar-cum-sa-se-comporte-in-timpul-confesiunilor-dupa-o-prima-spovedanie-preotul-il-trage-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4704","title":{"rendered":"Un preot batran il invata pe unul tanar cum sa se comporte in timpul confesiunilor. Dupa o prima spovedanie preotul il trage.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1001\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000000066-1001x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4705\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000000066-1001x1024.png 1001w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000000066-293x300.png 293w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000000066-768x786.png 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1000000066.png 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1001px) 100vw, 1001px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un negru se duce la doctor in Africa de Sud. Se plange de dureri in gat.Doctorul il pune sa se dezbrace complet, dupa care il pune sa mearga in patru labe si sa stea cate putin in fiecare colt al cabinetului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Negrul, cam uimit, se executa, dupa care il intreaba pe doctor ce legatura are treaba asta cu durerile lui de gat.La care doctorul raspunde:\u2013 Nu, n-are nici o legatura, dar mi-am cumparat o masa neagra pentru sufragerie si ma gandeam unde sa o pun.Un inspector vine la o casa de nebuni si le da acestora un test:\u2013 Cat face 7+7?Un nebun raspunde:\u2013 1782!\u2013 NU!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alt nebun:\u2013 Miercuri!\u2013 NUUU!Dupa care un alt nebun:\u2013 14 !\u2013 Bravooo! Cum ai facut?\u2013 Pai am impartit pe 1782 la miercuri\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un negru se duce la doctor in Africa de Sud. Se plange de dureri in gat.Doctorul il pune sa se dezbrace complet, dupa care il pune sa mearga in patru labe si sa stea cate putin in fiecare colt al cabinetului. Negrul, cam uimit, se executa, dupa care il intreaba pe doctor ce legatura are &#8230; <a title=\"Un preot batran il invata pe unul tanar cum sa se comporte in timpul confesiunilor. Dupa o prima spovedanie preotul il trage..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4704\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un preot batran il invata pe unul tanar cum sa se comporte in timpul confesiunilor. Dupa o prima spovedanie preotul il trage..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4706,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4704"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4707,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4704\/revisions\/4707"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}