Doi betivi mergeau pe drum, iar unul ii spune celuilalt:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pariu pe o sticla de vin ca primul cuvant care mi-l va spune sotia, cand voi ajunge acasa, va fi \u00abiepuras\u00bb?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mai bine te-ai uita la tine, beat, murdar\u2026 ce iepuras?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pariu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lasa ca o stiu eu pe nevasta-ta, o scorpie nu alta\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pai faci pariu sau nu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bine, asa sa fie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ajung la casa primului, iar acesta, cand sotia deschide usa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Iepuraaas, noi am venit\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Iepuras?!? Betiv nenorocit ce esti, du-te sa nu te vad!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un licurici alerga prin p\u0103dure, v\u0103it\u00e2ndu-se:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Vai de pu\u0163a meaaa! Vai de pu\u0163a meaaa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un g\u00e2nd\u0103cel, auzindu-l cum se vait\u0103, \u00eei ie\u015fi \u00eenainte \u015fi-l \u00eentreb\u0103 \u00eengrijorat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce \u0163i s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, fr\u0103\u0163ioare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ei, ce s\u0103 mi se \u00eent\u00e2mple\u2026 Uite, asear\u0103 c\u0103utam prin bezn\u0103 o partener\u0103 de h\u00e2\u0163a-h\u00e2\u0163a. \u015ei-am tot mers prin p\u0103dure, c\u00e2nd \u00eenainte am v\u0103zut o lumini\u0163\u0103 ro\u015fiatic\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi-am zis \u00een g\u00e2nd mul\u0163umit:
\u2013 Uite o licuricioaie la fel de aprins\u0103 ca \u015fi mine!. Era \u00eentr-adev\u0103r incandescent\u0103, fierbinte! M-am dus la ea: am s\u0103rit pe ea preg\u0103tit de treab\u0103 \u015fi\u2026aaah!!!
Fir-ar ai dracului \u0103ia care arunc\u0103 mucuri de \u0163ig\u0103ri \u00een p\u0103dure!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Doi betivi mergeau pe drum, iar unul ii spune celuilalt: \u2013 Pariu pe o sticla de vin ca primul cuvant care mi-l va spune sotia, cand voi ajunge acasa, va fi \u00abiepuras\u00bb? \u2013 Mai bine te-ai uita la tine, beat, murdar\u2026 ce iepuras? \u2013 Pariu? Lasa ca o stiu eu pe nevasta-ta, o scorpie nu … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4690,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4689"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4691,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4689\/revisions\/4691"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}