Ion cu Gheorghe se duce la mare \u0219i la un moment dat Ion vede o femeie cu s\u00e2nii goi care zice:
-Uite-i \u0219i pe pro\u0219tii \u0103ia doi, Ion \u0219i Gheorghe.
A\u0219tia auzind se uitau unul la altul \u00eentreb\u00e2ndu-se:
\u2013 Auzi m\u0103i Gheorghe, asta nu-i nevast\u0103-ta? C\u0103 prea seam\u0103n\u0103 cu ea.
\u2013 Ba da m\u0103i Ioane. Asta e.
\u2013 Si nu o tragi la r\u0103spundere?
\u2013 Ba da Ioane, chiar acum m\u0103 duc la ea.
Se duce Gheorghe la nevast\u0103-sa \u0219i zice:
\u2013 Ce faci M\u0103rie p-aici singur\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 mine?
\u2013 M\u0103 distrez Gheorghe, ce s\u0103 fac.
\u2013 Cum adic\u0103 te distrezi?
\u2013 Simplu Gheorghe. Dac\u0103 nu mai distrat tu, m\u0103 distreaz\u0103 altul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un b\u0103rbat \u00eensurat \u00ee\u015fi viziteaz\u0103 amanta care \u00eei propune:
\u2013 Gheorghi\u0163\u0103, iubitule, \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103 foarte bine cu barba, dar tare a\u015f vrea s\u0103 te razi ca s\u0103-\u0163i pot admira frumosul chip \u00een voie!
\u2013 Nu pot, draga mea, nevast\u0103-mea ador\u0103 barba asta!
\u2013 Te rog, te rog! \u00eel implor\u0103 ea.
\u2013 \u0162i-am zis c\u0103 nu pot, so\u0163ia mea este nebun\u0103 dup\u0103 barba mea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ea \u00eel mai rug\u0103 o dat\u0103, pl\u00e2nse pu\u0163in a\u015fa c\u0103 el \u00een final a cedat \u015fi s-a dus s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi dea barba jos.
\u00cen aceea\u015fi sear\u0103, Gheorghi\u0163\u0103 se strecoar\u0103 \u00een patul so\u0163iei \u00een timp ce ea dormea \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi lipi fa\u0163a proasp\u0103t b\u0103rbierit\u0103 de fa\u0163a ei:
\u2013 Oh, Ioane, nu trebuia s\u0103 vii \u00een seara asta! Gheorghi\u0163\u0103 al meu trebuie s\u0103 vin\u0103 din clip\u0103 \u00een clip\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ion cu Gheorghe se duce la mare \u0219i la un moment dat Ion vede o femeie cu s\u00e2nii goi care zice:-Uite-i \u0219i pe pro\u0219tii \u0103ia doi, Ion \u0219i Gheorghe.A\u0219tia auzind se uitau unul la altul \u00eentreb\u00e2ndu-se:\u2013 Auzi m\u0103i Gheorghe, asta nu-i nevast\u0103-ta? C\u0103 prea seam\u0103n\u0103 cu ea.\u2013 Ba da m\u0103i Ioane. Asta e.\u2013 Si nu … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4686,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4685"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4687,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4685\/revisions\/4687"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}