{"id":4664,"date":"2025-01-28T10:57:13","date_gmt":"2025-01-28T10:57:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4664"},"modified":"2025-01-28T10:57:13","modified_gmt":"2025-01-28T10:57:13","slug":"un-tip-intra-intr-un-wc-public-in-cabina-alaturata-un-alt-tip-constipat-se-forteaza-destul-de-zgomotosprimul-tip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4664","title":{"rendered":"Un tip intra intr-un wc public..in cabina alaturata un alt tip constipat se forteaza destul de zgomotos\u2026Primul tip"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2718.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4665\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2718.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2718-268x300.jpeg 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Mama ii spune lui Bula:<br>\u2013 Du-te la Nea\u2019 Costica, la raionul de carne si vezi daca are picioare de porc afumat.<br>Dupa ce se intoarce Bula, mama il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Ei, are?<br>\u2013 Pai nu am putut sa vad ca era incaltat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Salut, Bul\u0103! Vai, de c\u00e2nd nu ne-am mai v\u0103zut! Ai terminat Dreptul?<br>\u2013 Da, sunt licen\u021biat!<br>\u2013 \u0218i am auzit c-ai f\u0103cut \u0219i Jurnalistica?<br>\u2013 Da, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc s\u0103 fac \u0219i masteratul!<br>\u2013 Bravo, \u021bine-o tot a\u0219a! D\u0103-mi \u0219i mie un meniu Big Mac mare<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un prestigios muzeu geologic, ghidul se adreaseaz\u0103 turi\u015ftilor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Iar aici avem scheletul unui tiranosaurus rex care este vechi de 65 de milioane de ani \u015fi 15 zile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un turist surprins \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Domnule, dar cum de \u015ftiti v\u00e2rsta acestui schelet cu at\u00e2ta precizie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i c\u00e2nd am \u00eenceput s\u0103 lucrez aici mi-au spus c\u0103 avea 65 de milioane de ani iar eu lucrez aici de 15 zile!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BONUS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trei blonde intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un bar. Sunt fericite, danseaz\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nt\u0103. Tot comand\u0103 fiecare c\u00e2te ceva de b\u0103ut.<br>Barmanul le \u00eentreab\u0103 ce s\u0103rbatoresc. Una dintre ele \u00eei explic\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tocmai am terminat un puzzle \u0219i ne-a luat numai 3 luni s\u0103-l facem.<br>\u2013 \u0218i? \u00eentreab\u0103 barmanul.<br>\u2013 Pe cutie scria 2-4 ani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>St\u0103 o blond\u0103 \u00een birou, l\u00e2ng\u0103 aparatul de tocat foi, cu o map\u0103 de documente \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i nu \u0219tie ce s\u0103 fac\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe al\u0103turi trece un tip \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 S\u0103 v\u0103 ajut cu ceva?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Chiar v\u0103 rog. Nu \u0219tiu cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 chestia asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ia tipul mapa, pune documentele \u00een aparat \u0219i apas\u0103 pe buton.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Blonda \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar copiile de unde le iau?\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sunt bancuri si trebuie tratate ca atare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mama ii spune lui Bula:\u2013 Du-te la Nea\u2019 Costica, la raionul de carne si vezi daca are picioare de porc afumat.Dupa ce se intoarce Bula, mama il intreaba:\u2013 Ei, are?\u2013 Pai nu am putut sa vad ca era incaltat. Salut, Bul\u0103! Vai, de c\u00e2nd nu ne-am mai v\u0103zut! Ai terminat Dreptul?\u2013 Da, sunt licen\u021biat!\u2013 \u0218i &#8230; <a title=\"Un tip intra intr-un wc public..in cabina alaturata un alt tip constipat se forteaza destul de zgomotos\u2026Primul tip\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4664\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tip intra intr-un wc public..in cabina alaturata un alt tip constipat se forteaza destul de zgomotos\u2026Primul tip\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4664"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4666,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4664\/revisions\/4666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}