{"id":4656,"date":"2025-01-27T14:59:50","date_gmt":"2025-01-27T14:59:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4656"},"modified":"2025-01-27T14:59:52","modified_gmt":"2025-01-27T14:59:52","slug":"un-ardelean-cu-soacra-sa-la-camp-ajung-acolo-si-la-un-moment-dat-incepe-sa-plouaprimul-fulger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4656","title":{"rendered":"Un ardelean cu soacra-sa la camp. Ajung acolo si la un moment dat incepe sa ploua\u2026primul fulger"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"869\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2165-1-1024x869.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4658\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2165-1-1024x869.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2165-1-300x255.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2165-1-768x652.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2165-1.jpeg 1036w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103i Bul\u0103, cum a fost azi la \u015fcoal\u0103, ai luat vreo not\u0103? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 maic\u0103-sa.<br>\u2013 Da, zice Bul\u0103, nota trei. \u015ei a zis doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare s\u0103 vii s\u0103 vorbe\u015fti cu ea!<br>\u2013 Iar\u0103\u015fi?!\u2026 Se duce maic\u0103-sa la \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare:<br>\u2013 Doamn\u0103, de ce-i pune\u0163i copilului meu numai note de trei?\u2026 E chiar at\u00e2t de prost?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Pai c\u00e2t a\u0163i vrea s\u0103-i pun?!\u2026 De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eel scot la tabl\u0103, st\u0103 cu m\u00e2inile-n s\u00e2n \u015fi se uit\u0103 la mine!\u2026 M\u0103 rog, \u00eensa nu asta m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 cel mai mult,\u2026 dar m\u0103car de-ar sta cu m\u00e2inile-n s\u00e2n la el!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nevasta unui director afl\u0103 c\u0103 acesta are o noua secretar\u0103 \u015fi \u00eel ia \u00een primire:<br>\u2013 Secretara asta a ta are picioare frumoase?<br>\u2013 N-am bagat de seam\u0103 !<br>\u2013 Ochii ce culoare au ?<br>\u2013 N-am observat \u2026<br>\u2013 Dar de-mbracat, cum se-mbrac\u0103 ?<br>\u2013 Foarte repede !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bro esti?<br>-Am pus-o rau. A ramas asta gravida, m-am certat cu ea ca i-am zis ca nu ramane.<br>-Pai ma, nu cumparasei luna trecuta anticonceptionale?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ba da frate. Si le-am luat zi de zi, nu stiu cum naiba a ramas. Poate nu e cu mine, o omor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ba, boule, ea trebuia sa ia anticonceptionalele, nu tu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103i Bul\u0103, cum a fost azi la \u015fcoal\u0103, ai luat vreo not\u0103? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 maic\u0103-sa.\u2013 Da, zice Bul\u0103, nota trei. \u015ei a zis doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare s\u0103 vii s\u0103 vorbe\u015fti cu ea!\u2013 Iar\u0103\u015fi?!\u2026 Se duce maic\u0103-sa la \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare:\u2013 Doamn\u0103, de ce-i pune\u0163i copilului meu numai note de trei?\u2026 E chiar at\u00e2t de prost?! \u2013 Pai c\u00e2t &#8230; <a title=\"Un ardelean cu soacra-sa la camp. 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