{"id":4651,"date":"2025-01-27T11:33:58","date_gmt":"2025-01-27T11:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4651"},"modified":"2025-01-27T11:34:01","modified_gmt":"2025-01-27T11:34:01","slug":"o-femeie-intra-in-bucatarie-si-gaseste-sotul-urmarind-mustele-cu-o-paleta-ce-faci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4651","title":{"rendered":"O femeie intra in bucatarie si gaseste sotul urmarind mustele cu o paleta ..ce faci??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Micul Bul\u0103, cel mai bun elev din clas\u0103 o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe dirigint\u0103 dac\u0103 poate s\u0103-i vorbeasc\u0103 dup\u0103 ore. Ea accept\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ce vrei sa-mi zici Bul\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Cred c\u0103 sunt prea inteligent ca sa r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00een clasa asta,  m\u0103 plictisesc!  A\u015f vrea s\u0103 trec direct la liceu. Directorul \u015fcolii este informat \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Bul\u0103 dac\u0103 este de acord ca mai \u00eent\u00e2i s\u0103 treac\u0103 prin ni\u0219te teste.  Bul\u0103 accept\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ezite \u0219i testarea \u00eencepe<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  S\u0103 vedem Bul\u0103, 3\u00d74?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  12<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  \u0218i 6\u00d76?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  36, domnule director.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Capitala Japoniei?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Tokio!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Testul continua \u00eenc\u0103 o jum\u0103tate de ora, Bul\u0103 nu face nici o gre\u0219eal\u0103. La sf\u00e2r\u0219itul testului, domnul director este mul\u021bumit dar profesoara \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 poate sa-i pun\u0103 \u0219i ea c\u00e2teva \u00eentreb\u0103ri. Am\u00e2ndoi accept\u0103. Profa \u00eencepe:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bul\u0103, vaca are patru \u0219i eu am dou\u0103, ce este?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Picioarele, doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Corect, ce g\u0103sim \u00een pantaloni tai \u0219i nu g\u0103sim in ai mei?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Directorul se mira de \u00eentrebare\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Buzunare, doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Bine Bul\u0103, unde au femeile parul cel mai cre\u021b?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Directorul se preg\u0103te\u0219te sa intervin\u0103 chiar c\u00e2nd Bul\u0103 r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  \u00cen Africa, doamn\u0103! r\u0103spunde copilul f\u0103r\u0103 sa ezite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Ce este moale dar pe m\u00e2inile unei femei devine tare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Directorul deschide ochii mari dar \u00eenainte sa vorbeasc\u0103,Bul\u0103 r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Oja pentru unghii,doamna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Ce au femeile \u0219i b\u0103rba\u021bii \u00een mijlocul picioarelor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Genunchi,doamna!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Bine \u0219i ce are o femeie m\u0103ritat\u0103 mai larg dec\u00e2t una celibatara?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Directorului nu-i vine s\u0103 cread\u0103 ce aude\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Patul, doamn\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Care parte a corpului meu este des cea mai umed\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Limba dumneavoastr\u0103, doamn\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Ce cuv\u00e2nt care \u00eencepe cu litera \u201ec\u201d \u00eenseamn\u0103 ceva care poate sa fie umed sau sec \u0219i pe care b\u0103rba\u021bii le place s\u0103-l priveasc\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Cerul! spune Bul\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Directorul r\u0103sufl\u0103 u\u0219urat, transpirat decide s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 testul \u0219i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013  Nu o s\u0103 te trimit la liceu, o s\u0103 te trimit direct la Universitate! Chiar \u0219i eu as fi picat acest test!\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un inspector sanitar se duce la un azil de nebuni \u015fi printre altelei \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe un asistent:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Dar de unde v\u0103 da\u0163i seama c\u0103 unii oameni sunt nebuni?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Simplu! \u00cei punem \u00eentr-o cad\u0103 \u015fi l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei o lingur\u0103 \u015fi o can\u0103. Un om normal ar folosi metoda cea mai rapid\u0103 s\u0103 goleasc\u0103 cada.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 P\u0103i un om normal ar folosi cana, nu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Micul Bul\u0103, cel mai bun elev din clas\u0103 o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe dirigint\u0103 dac\u0103 poate s\u0103-i vorbeasc\u0103 dup\u0103 ore. Ea accept\u0103.  \u2013 Ce vrei sa-mi zici Bul\u0103? \u2013  Cred c\u0103 sunt prea inteligent ca sa r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00een clasa asta,  m\u0103 plictisesc!  A\u015f vrea s\u0103 trec direct la liceu. Directorul \u015fcolii este informat \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4653,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4651"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4654,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4651\/revisions\/4654"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}