{"id":4648,"date":"2025-01-26T13:44:58","date_gmt":"2025-01-26T13:44:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4648"},"modified":"2026-01-30T11:29:47","modified_gmt":"2026-01-30T11:29:47","slug":"plutonierul-ostas-gavrilita-poti-sa-inoti-ostasul-pot-sa-traitiplutonierul-si-unde-ai-invatat-sa-inoti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4648","title":{"rendered":"Plutonierul: Ostas Gavrilita poti sa inoti? Ostasul: pot sa traiti!Plutonierul: Si unde ai invatat sa inoti?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n


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Unei babe ii apare Dumnezeu in vis si ii spune ca o sa mai traiasca 35 de ani.\u00a0
A doua zi baba merge la o clinica de chirurgie estetica si isi face lifting facial, isi pune silicoane<\/a> si se vopseste blonda.\u00a0
Cand iese din clinica o calca un autobuz.\u00a0
La poarta Raiului intreaba:\u00a0
\u2013 Doamne, daca mi-ai promis 35 de ani, de ce m-ai omorat?\u00a0
\u2013 Nu te-am mai recunoscut\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un farmacist este pentru prima data cand i\u0219i lasa singur, peste noapte ucenicul de serviciu.
inainte sa plece acasa, ii spune:
\u2013 La orice problema de sub centura, da-le ricin, la orice problema<\/a> de deasupra centuri, aspirina.
A doua zi, il intreaba cum a fost:
\u2013 Bine, cu o singura exceptie am procedat exact cum mi-ati spus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u0218i care a fost acea exceptie?
\u2013 A venit o doamna de vreo 30 de ani, care \u0219i-a deschis paltonul, nu avea nimic pe dedesubt \u0219i mi-a zis \u201eBaiete<\/a>, de 1 an nu am vazut niciun barbat!\u201d.
\u2013 \u0218i???
\u2013 I-am dat picaturi de ochi\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Unei babe ii apare Dumnezeu in vis si ii spune ca o sa mai traiasca 35 de ani.\u00a0A doua zi baba merge la o clinica de chirurgie estetica si isi face lifting facial, isi pune silicoane si se vopseste blonda.\u00a0Cand iese din clinica o calca un autobuz.\u00a0La poarta Raiului intreaba:\u00a0\u2013 Doamne, daca mi-ai promis 35 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6749,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4648"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6751,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4648\/revisions\/6751"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}