{"id":4645,"date":"2025-01-25T07:10:47","date_gmt":"2025-01-25T07:10:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4645"},"modified":"2026-01-30T17:23:32","modified_gmt":"2026-01-30T17:23:32","slug":"doi-politisti-mergeau-pe-strada-la-un-moment-dat-vad-un-pusti-fumand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4645","title":{"rendered":"Doi poli\u0163i\u015fti mergeau pe strad\u0103. La un moment dat, v\u0103d un pu\u015fti fum\u00e2nd"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br>     <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"438\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2062.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6760\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2062.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2062-300x215.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi poli\u0163i\u015fti mergeau pe strad\u0103. La un moment dat, v\u0103d un pu\u015fti fum\u00e2nd \u015fi-l iau la \u00eentreb\u0103ri:<br>\u2013 \u00cen ce clas\u0103 e\u015fti, m\u0103?<br>\u2013 \u00cen clasa a 5-a.<br>Unul dintre ei \u00eencepe s\u0103-l certe, la care cel\u0103lalt \u00eei spune:<br>\u2013 Ce-ai cu el? Tu \u00een clasa a 5-a nu fumai?<br>\u2013 Ba da, dar eu aveam 18 ani!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine Apocalipsa pe pamant si moare toata lumea. Sf Petru pune barbatii de-o parte si femeile de cealalta. Deodata se aude o voce tunatoare care striga:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cei care si-au inselat nevasta cel putin odata, un pas in fata!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Toti barbati fac un pas in fata, cu exceptia unuia care ramane pe loc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sf Petru: \u2013 Cum? Nu ti-ai inselat nevasta niciodata?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Barbatul: \u2013 Nu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sf Petru: \u2013 Tu te duci in iad, toti ceilalti in rai!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Barbatul: \u2013 Dar de ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sf Petru: \u2013 Baiete, greseala se iarta dar prostia se plateste!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Morala: In viata fiti cu minti nu cuminti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Doi poli\u0163i\u015fti mergeau pe strad\u0103. La un moment dat, v\u0103d un pu\u015fti fum\u00e2nd \u015fi-l iau la \u00eentreb\u0103ri:\u2013 \u00cen ce clas\u0103 e\u015fti, m\u0103?\u2013 \u00cen clasa a 5-a.Unul dintre ei \u00eencepe s\u0103-l certe, la care cel\u0103lalt \u00eei spune:\u2013 Ce-ai cu el? Tu \u00een clasa a 5-a nu fumai?\u2013 Ba da, dar eu &#8230; <a title=\"Doi poli\u0163i\u015fti mergeau pe strad\u0103. La un moment dat, v\u0103d un pu\u015fti fum\u00e2nd\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4645\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doi poli\u0163i\u015fti mergeau pe strad\u0103. La un moment dat, v\u0103d un pu\u015fti fum\u00e2nd\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6759,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4645"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6761,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4645\/revisions\/6761"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}