Ion si cu Georghe merg pe tren. La un moment dat, \u00een compartiment vine o domnisoara care se aseaza si dupa cateva minute baga mana \u00een sacosa si scoate o banana. Ion si Gheorghe fac niste ochi cat cepele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De ce va uitati asa? \u00eentreaba domnisoara. N-ati mai vazut asa ceva?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Apoi domnisoara asa ceva da, da\u2019 nu asa de galben!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Banana se numeste!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si-i buna?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Buna. Ia gustati\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si gagica \u00eentinde fiecaruia o banana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si ce facem cu ea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pai desfaceti coaja\u2026 si \u00eencepe sa curete banana. Ion si Gheorghe si ei\u2026 Gagica musca din banana. Ion la fel si \u00een acel moment trenul intra \u00een tunel la care Ion tipa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ma Gheorghe nu musca ca orbesti!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ai facut curat?, o intreb pe nevasta-mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bineinteles c-am facut curat!!, a tipat la mine. Cine altcineva s-o faca? Doar nu tu, nu-i asa? Bineinteles ca nu tu, tu doar o freci aiurea p-aici. Nu ajuti la curatenie, nu m-ajuti la bucatarie, nu ai grija de copii\u2026 nici macar cainele nu-l scoti p-afara!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 OK\u2026ai vazut cumva o foaie de hartie pe undeva?, am intrebat-o. Aveam niste planuri si o schita.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Aha, domnul inteligent s-a apucat de planuri si schite acum\u2026 nu, n-am vazut schitele tale idioate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La naiba\u2026 urma sa tai copacii si florile din curte si sa pavez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sa pavezi ??, strig\u0103 ea. Doar peste cadavrul meu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Aha ! Deci AI VAZUT planurile!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ion si cu Georghe merg pe tren. La un moment dat, \u00een compartiment vine o domnisoara care se aseaza si dupa cateva minute baga mana \u00een sacosa si scoate o banana. Ion si Gheorghe fac niste ochi cat cepele. \u2013 De ce va uitati asa? \u00eentreaba domnisoara. N-ati mai vazut asa ceva? \u2013 Apoi domnisoara … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4639,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4638"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6757,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4638\/revisions\/6757"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}