{"id":4629,"date":"2025-01-23T10:44:43","date_gmt":"2025-01-23T10:44:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4629"},"modified":"2025-01-23T10:44:46","modified_gmt":"2025-01-23T10:44:46","slug":"mai-bula-iti-ajung-o-suta-de-lei-ca-sa-nu-i-spui-mamei-ca-am-lipsit-ieri-pana-la-miezul-noptii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4629","title":{"rendered":"Mai Bula iti ajung o suta de lei ca sa nu-i spui mamei ca am lipsit ieri pana la miezul noptii?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"999\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2046-1024x999.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4630\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2046-1024x999.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2046-300x293.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2046-768x750.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2046.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Morris ii spune fiului sau:<br>-Vreau sa te casatoresti cu o fata pe care o aleg eu.<br>Fiul raspunde:<br>\u2013 Imi pare rau, dar imi voi alege singur mireasa.<br>\u2013 Bine, cum vrei, dar ma gandisem la fiica lui Bill Gates.<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ok atunci, raspunsul meu este da.<br>Morris se duce apoi la Bill Gates si-i spune:<br>\u2013 Am gasit un sot pentru fiica ta.<br>Bill Gates:<br>\u2013 Fiica mea este prea tanara pentru a se casatori.<br>\u2013 Pacat. Tanarul este vicepresedinte la Banca Mondiala.<br>\u2013 Ok atunci, raspunsul meu este da.<br>In final, Morris se duce la presedintele Bancii Mondiale si-i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cunosc un tanar pe care-l recomand ca vicepresedinte al bancii.<br>Presedintele:<br>\u2013 Dar sunt deja mai multi vicepresedinti decat este necesar.<br>\u2013 Da, dar acest tanar este ginerele lui Bill Gates.<br>\u2013 Ok atunci, raspunsul meu este da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula la scoala\u2026 Se scarpina in cap\u2026 Invatatoarea il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Bula, ai paduchi? De te scarpini in cap!?<br>\u2013 Da, doamna invatatoare, am avut unul, dar a murit!<br>\u2013 Si atunci de ce te scarpini in cap?!<br>\u2013 Pai au venit neamurile la inmormantare<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Morris ii spune fiului sau:-Vreau sa te casatoresti cu o fata pe care o aleg eu.Fiul raspunde:\u2013 Imi pare rau, dar imi voi alege singur mireasa.\u2013 Bine, cum vrei, dar ma gandisem la fiica lui Bill Gates. \u2013 Ok atunci, raspunsul meu este da.Morris se duce apoi la Bill Gates si-i spune:\u2013 Am gasit un &#8230; <a title=\"Mai Bula iti ajung o suta de lei ca sa nu-i spui mamei ca am lipsit ieri pana la miezul noptii?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4629\" aria-label=\"Read more about Mai Bula iti ajung o suta de lei ca sa nu-i spui mamei ca am lipsit ieri pana la miezul noptii?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4631,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4629"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4629\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4632,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4629\/revisions\/4632"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}