{"id":4623,"date":"2025-01-22T10:07:41","date_gmt":"2025-01-22T10:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4623"},"modified":"2025-01-22T10:07:44","modified_gmt":"2025-01-22T10:07:44","slug":"se-intalnesc-doi-ciobani-unul-dintre-ei-spuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4623","title":{"rendered":"Se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc doi ciobani, unul dintre ei spuse"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc doi ciobani, unul dintre ei spuse:<br>\u2013 Ce mai face fratele tau, Ioane?<br>\u2013 A murit \u00eentr-un accident de avion!<br>\u2013 Cum m\u0103? Era pilot?<br>\u2013 Nu!<br>\u2013 Era pasager?<br>\u2013 Nu!<br>\u2013 Era pe aeroport \u015fi a dat avionul peste el?<br>\u2013 Nu!<br>\u2013 Atunci cum naiba a murit?<br>\u2013 Era cu oile pe c\u00e2mp \u015fi se uita dup\u0103 un avion \u015fi nu a v\u0103zut groapa din spatele lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un bolnav se duce la doctor pentru ca tusea des:<br>\u2013 Dom\u2019 doctor tusesc rau.<br>Doctorul ii zice:<br>\u2013 Fumeaza numai 10 tigari si vino la control peste o saptamana.<br>Peste o saptamana vine pacientul tusind si mai rau:<br>\u2013 Ai fumat mai numai 10 tigari?<br>\u2013 Da, raspunde pacientul.<br>\u2013 Si inainte cate tigari fumai? il intreaba doctorul.<br>\u2013 Pana acum nu am fumat nici o tigara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc doi ciobani, unul dintre ei spuse:\u2013 Ce mai face fratele tau, Ioane?\u2013 A murit \u00eentr-un accident de avion!\u2013 Cum m\u0103? Era pilot?\u2013 Nu!\u2013 Era pasager?\u2013 Nu!\u2013 Era pe aeroport \u015fi a dat avionul peste el?\u2013 Nu!\u2013 Atunci cum naiba a murit?\u2013 Era cu oile pe c\u00e2mp \u015fi se uita dup\u0103 un avion \u015fi &#8230; <a title=\"Se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc doi ciobani, unul dintre ei spuse\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4623\" aria-label=\"Read more about Se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc doi ciobani, unul dintre ei spuse\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4624,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4623"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4625,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4623\/revisions\/4625"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}