{"id":4617,"date":"2025-01-21T16:21:25","date_gmt":"2025-01-21T16:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4617"},"modified":"2025-01-21T16:21:28","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T16:21:28","slug":"merge-ion-la-tatal-mariei-si-i-zice-am-venit-sa-va-cer-fofolo-fetei-dumitale-dat-ioane-zice-tatal-nedumerit-n-ar-trebui-sa-ii-ceri-intai-mana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4617","title":{"rendered":"Merge Ion la tatal Mariei si-i zice: Am venit sa va cer fofolo..fetei dumitale. Dat Ioane zice tatal nedumerit n-ar trebui sa ii ceri intai mana??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"613\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1958-1024x613.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4618\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1958-1024x613.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1958-300x179.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1958-768x459.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1958.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-o zi Alinuta se duce la scoala cu lectia neinvatata. Doamna profesoara o intreaba:<br>\u2013 Alinuta ce am avut de invatat pentru astazi?<br>\u2013 Nu stiu, doamna profesoara, pentru ca am avut treaba!<br>\u2013 Ce treaba, Alinuta?<br>\u2013 Treaba mare!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alinuta si fratele ei se intorc de la ziua de nastere a unui prieten.\u00a0<br>Pe drum, Alinuta il cearta pe fratele ei:<br>\u2013 Nu ti-a fost rusine sa mergi de cinci ori cu farfuria dupa tort?<br>\u2013 Pai, nu! De fiecare data spuneam ca e pentru tine!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-o zi Alinuta se duce la scoala cu lectia neinvatata. Doamna profesoara o intreaba:\u2013 Alinuta ce am avut de invatat pentru astazi?\u2013 Nu stiu, doamna profesoara, pentru ca am avut treaba!\u2013 Ce treaba, Alinuta?\u2013 Treaba mare!\u2026 Alinuta si fratele ei se intorc de la ziua de nastere a unui prieten.\u00a0Pe drum, Alinuta il cearta pe &#8230; <a title=\"Merge Ion la tatal Mariei si-i zice: Am venit sa va cer fofolo..fetei dumitale. Dat Ioane zice tatal nedumerit n-ar trebui sa ii ceri intai mana??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4617\" aria-label=\"Read more about Merge Ion la tatal Mariei si-i zice: Am venit sa va cer fofolo..fetei dumitale. Dat Ioane zice tatal nedumerit n-ar trebui sa ii ceri intai mana??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4619,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4617"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4620,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4617\/revisions\/4620"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}