{"id":4613,"date":"2025-01-21T12:13:19","date_gmt":"2025-01-21T12:13:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4613"},"modified":"2025-01-21T12:13:21","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T12:13:21","slug":"bula-sa-l-aduci-pe-fratele-tau-de-la-gradinita-bine-mama-dace-e-ud-sa-l-schimbi-bine-mama-mai-bula-asta-nu-i-fratelepai-nu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4613","title":{"rendered":"Bula sa-l aduci pe fratele tau de la gradinita! Bine mama. Dace e ud sa-l schimbi! Bine mama.Mai Bula asta nu-i fratele\u2026Pai nu.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"963\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1955-1024x963.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1955-1024x963.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1955-300x282.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1955-768x722.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1955.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip opreste o gagica pe strada:<br>\u2013 Domnisoara, daca va dau 200 de lei ma lasati sa va musc s\u00e2..??<br>\u2013 Du-te domn\u2019le de aici, lasa-ma-n pace.<br>Se duce tipul dupa colt si o asteapta\u2026 c\u00e2nd apare tipa:<br>\u2013 Domnisoara, daca va dau 1.000 de lei ma lasati sa va musc s\u00e2nii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hmm\u2026 nu dom\u2019le, du-te de aici.<br>Se duce tipul dupa urmatorul colt, apare gagica\u2026<br>\u2013 Domnisoara, daca va dau 10.000 de lei ma lasati sa va musc s\u00e2..!!<br>\u2013 Hmm, bine, dar nu aici ca trece lumea\u2026hai pe aleea aia ca pe acolo nu trece nimeni.<br>Se duce tipul cu ea, tipa \u00eesi desface bluza si scoate la iveala o pereche de s\u00e2.. superbi.\u00a0<br>Tipul \u00eencepe sa-i sarute, sa se joace cu ei etc\u2026 la care tipa:<br>\u2013 Da\u2019 ce faci dom\u2019le, nu-i musti?<br>\u2013 Neah, costa prea mult!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103rbate, trebuie s\u0103-\u021bi dau o veste proast\u0103. A murit mama!<br>\u2013 Aoleu! Ia 50 de lei \u0219i fugi repede \u0219i ia o Corona \u2026<br>\u2013 Ii zice coroan\u0103, dar m\u0103 rog \u2026 m\u0103car ai f\u0103cut un gest dr\u0103gu\u021b \u2026<br>B\u0103rbatul:<br>\u2013 \u2026 \u0219i dac\u0103 n-are, ia un Ursus!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tip opreste o gagica pe strada:\u2013 Domnisoara, daca va dau 200 de lei ma lasati sa va musc s\u00e2..??\u2013 Du-te domn\u2019le de aici, lasa-ma-n pace.Se duce tipul dupa colt si o asteapta\u2026 c\u00e2nd apare tipa:\u2013 Domnisoara, daca va dau 1.000 de lei ma lasati sa va musc s\u00e2nii? \u2013 Hmm\u2026 nu dom\u2019le, du-te de &#8230; <a title=\"Bula sa-l aduci pe fratele tau de la gradinita! Bine mama. Dace e ud sa-l schimbi! Bine mama.Mai Bula asta nu-i fratele\u2026Pai nu..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4613\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula sa-l aduci pe fratele tau de la gradinita! Bine mama. 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