{"id":4610,"date":"2025-01-20T19:51:43","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T19:51:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4610"},"modified":"2025-01-20T19:51:43","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T19:51:43","slug":"tata-eu-ce-ma-fac-cand-voi-fi-mare-te-faci-si-tu-colonel-ca-tati-tau-dar-tari-nu-nu-se-poate-sa-ma-fac-general","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4610","title":{"rendered":"Tata eu ce ma fac cand voi fi mare? Te faci si tu colonel ca tati tau..Dar tari nu nu se poate sa ma fac general??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2551.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4611\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2551.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_2551-260x300.jpeg 260w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Alinuta si fratele ei se intorc de la ziua de nastere a unui prieten.&nbsp;<br>Pe drum, Alinuta il cearta pe fratele ei:<br>\u2013 Nu ti-a fost rusine sa mergi de cinci ori cu farfuria dupa tort?<br>\u2013 Pai, nu! De fiecare data spuneam ca e pentru tine!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alinuta se urca pe un scaun, ca sa schimbe un bec ars.&nbsp;<br>Bunica ii zice:<br>\u2013 Puiule, pune un ziar pe scaun!<br>\u2013 Nu-i nevoie bunico, ajung destul de bine si fara el!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alinuta merge la bunica sa din padure si se intalneste cu lupul.&nbsp;<br>Acesta, o intreaba:<br>\u2013 Alinuta, ce ai in cos?<br>La care, Alinuta ii raspunde zambind:<br>\u2013 Puroi!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mi-ai stricat tinere\u0163ea! \u2013 a spus femeia.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Iar tu mi-ai m\u00e2ncat viata \u2013 a spus b\u0103rbatul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ai b\u0103ut, ai fumat, m-ai batjocorit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 M-ai cic\u0103lit, m-ai certat \u015fi m-ai lovit cu tigaia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 E\u015fti un nimic \u00een pat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Iar tu \u00een pat e\u015fti ca un cub de ghea\u0163\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 C\u00e2\u015ftigi foarte pu\u0163in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Iar tu cheltui prea mult.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu mi-ai cump\u0103ra niciodat\u0103 o blan\u0103 sau un parfum. Ce s\u0103 vorbim, nici m\u0103car flori nu mi-ai adus niciodat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Iar tu m\u0103 hr\u0103ne\u015fti ca pe un c\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mi-ai transformat via\u0163a \u00eentr-un lung \u015fir de suferin\u0163e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tu mi-ai otr\u0103vit via\u0163a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Deci, asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 suntem chit, dragul meu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da, soarele meu\u2026 Nici o sup\u0103rare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alinuta si fratele ei se intorc de la ziua de nastere a unui prieten.&nbsp;Pe drum, Alinuta il cearta pe fratele ei:\u2013 Nu ti-a fost rusine sa mergi de cinci ori cu farfuria dupa tort?\u2013 Pai, nu! De fiecare data spuneam ca e pentru tine!\u2026 Alinuta se urca pe un scaun, ca sa schimbe un bec &#8230; <a title=\"Tata eu ce ma fac cand voi fi mare? 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