{"id":4603,"date":"2025-01-20T12:42:17","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T12:42:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4603"},"modified":"2025-01-20T12:42:19","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T12:42:19","slug":"dupa-ce-a-nascut-nevasta-mea-am-intrebat-o-pe-doctorita-si-peste-cat-timp-credeti-ca-vom-face-drag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4603","title":{"rendered":"Dupa ce a nascut nevasta-mea am intrebat-o pe doctorita. Si peste cat timp credeti ca vom face drag\u2026??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1022\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1904-1022x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4604\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1904-1022x1024.jpeg 1022w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1904-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1904-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1904-768x769.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1904.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1022px) 100vw, 1022px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen Satu Mare un tip intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un bar cu un crocodil \u00een les\u0103 \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103 barmanul.<br>\u2013 Nu va suparati, aici serviti unguri?<br>\u2013 Da, cum s\u0103 nu, lua\u0163i loc! Ce v\u0103 aduc?<br>\u2013 Mie o bere \u015fi lui 2 unguri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ursul mergea agale prin padure si o zareste pe coana Vulpe. Sare acrobatic in cel mai apropiat tufis si face:<br>\u2013 Cucuriguuuuuuuu!<br>Vulpea sare iute in tufis \u2026 drept in bratele Ursului, care mormaie dragastos:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ah, cumatra, de cand te astept!<br>Dupa vreo patru reprize de \u201edragoste\u201d o elibereaza pe roscata si isi freaca labele bucuros, zicand:<br>\u2013 Ce bine-i sa stii o limba straina!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In fata plutonului de executie sunt aduse 3 tipele una bruneta, una roscata si, evident, una blonda. Prima este adusa roscata.<br>Cand se pregateau soldatii sa o impuste, tipa incepe sa strige:&nbsp;<br>\u2013 TORNADA!<br>Toti tragatorii au luat-o la fuga sa se adaposteasca si gagica a scapat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine randul Brunetei, striga si ea:\u00a0<br>\u2013 CUTREMUR!<br>Pana se dezmeticesc aia fuge si ea.<br>Vine si Blonda, si scuturandu-si coama blonda striga si ea:\u00a0<br>\u2013 FOOOOOC!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen Satu Mare un tip intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un bar cu un crocodil \u00een les\u0103 \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103 barmanul.\u2013 Nu va suparati, aici serviti unguri?\u2013 Da, cum s\u0103 nu, lua\u0163i loc! Ce v\u0103 aduc?\u2013 Mie o bere \u015fi lui 2 unguri. Ursul mergea agale prin padure si o zareste pe coana Vulpe. Sare acrobatic in cel mai apropiat &#8230; <a title=\"Dupa ce a nascut nevasta-mea am intrebat-o pe doctorita. 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