{"id":4599,"date":"2025-01-20T10:04:16","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T10:04:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4599"},"modified":"2025-01-20T10:04:18","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T10:04:18","slug":"profesorul-de-geografie-bula-te-ai-pregatit-pentru-azi-da-domn-profesor-atunci-spune-mi-unde-sunt-muntii-apuseni-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4599","title":{"rendered":"Profesorul de geografie:\u2013 Bul\u0103, te-ai preg\u0103tit pentru azi?\u2013 Da, domn profesor.\u2013 Atunci spune-mi unde sunt Mun\u021bii Apuseni?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"952\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1902-1024x952.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1902-1024x952.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1902-300x279.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1902-768x714.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1902.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Tati, tati, tantarii astia nu ma lasa sa dorm!<br>\u2013 Fiule stinge lumina, inchide ochii si incearca sa dormi!<br>Fiul face intocmai, dar vazand un licurici striga speriat:<br>\u2013 Tatiiii! Acum ma cauta cu lanterna!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Regele a chemat un ungur, un moldovean \u0219i un rus \u0219i le-a spus:<br>\u2013 Cine va sta o or\u0103 \u00een butoiul acela plin cu \u021b\u00e2n\u021bari va primi jum\u0103tate din \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bie \u0219i pe fiica mea de so\u021bie.\u00a0<br>A intrat rusul \u00een butoi \u0219i dup\u0103 10 minute nu a mai suportat \u00een\u021bep\u0103turile \u021b\u00e2n\u021barilor \u0219i a ie\u0219it.\u00a0<br>Ungurul a ie\u0219it \u0219i el dup\u0103 30 de minute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moldoveanul, \u00eens\u0103, a rezistat 2 zile. C\u00e2nd a ie\u0219it, nu avea nicio ciupitur\u0103 pe corp.\u00a0<br>Mirat, \u00eemp\u0103ratul, l-a \u00eentrebat:<br>\u2013 Cum ai reu\u0219it s\u0103 stai at\u00e2t \u0219i s\u0103 nu ai nicio ciupitur\u0103?<br>\u2013 Am omor\u00e2t un \u021b\u00e2n\u021bar \u0219i to\u021bi ceilalt s-au dus la \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tati, tati, tantarii astia nu ma lasa sa dorm!\u2013 Fiule stinge lumina, inchide ochii si incearca sa dormi!Fiul face intocmai, dar vazand un licurici striga speriat:\u2013 Tatiiii! Acum ma cauta cu lanterna!!! Regele a chemat un ungur, un moldovean \u0219i un rus \u0219i le-a spus:\u2013 Cine va sta o or\u0103 \u00een butoiul acela plin cu &#8230; <a title=\"Profesorul de geografie:\u2013 Bul\u0103, te-ai preg\u0103tit pentru azi?\u2013 Da, domn profesor.\u2013 Atunci spune-mi unde sunt Mun\u021bii Apuseni?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4599\" aria-label=\"Read more about Profesorul de geografie:\u2013 Bul\u0103, te-ai preg\u0103tit pentru azi?\u2013 Da, domn profesor.\u2013 Atunci spune-mi unde sunt Mun\u021bii Apuseni?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4601,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4599"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4602,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4599\/revisions\/4602"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}