{"id":4596,"date":"2025-01-19T19:52:00","date_gmt":"2025-01-19T19:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4596"},"modified":"2025-01-19T19:52:02","modified_gmt":"2025-01-19T19:52:02","slug":"itic-si-strul-isi-povestesc-visele-se-facea-ca-mi-a-venit-pofta-de-bors-zice-itic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4596","title":{"rendered":"Itic\u00a0si\u00a0Strul\u00a0\u00eesi povestesc visele:\u00a0Se facea ca mi-a venit pofta de bors \u2013 zice Itic."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Itic <\/strong>si Strul <\/strong>\u00eesi povestesc visele: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Se facea ca mi-a venit pofta de bors \u2013 zice Itic. Am pus carnea la fiert si fuga \u00een piata dupa marar, dar de unde? \u00cen piata nici un fir de marar<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Atunci am luat avionul <\/strong>si am plecat \u00een Canada <\/strong>dupa marar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Fleacuri, zice Strul. Sa vezi ce vis am avut eu! Se facea ca dormeam si aud un ciocanit \u00een usa. Deschid si cine crezi ca-mi cade de g\u00e2t? Claudia<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cardinale ! Claudita, auzi? A fost o nebunie. La despartire, mi-a declarat cu m\u00e2na pe inima ca este cea mai fericita femeie <\/strong>din lume.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar abia a plecat si aud alt ciocanit \u00een usa. C\u00e2nd  deschid, sa cad jos nu alta. Cine crezi  ca era? Vechea mea pasiune, Sofia Loren<\/strong>! Sofica, auzi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Desi eram epuizat, dragostea mi-a turnat noi puteri \u00een vine si m-am purtat ca un performer, am iubit-o cu patima dureroasa pe Sofica. Dupa ce a plecat,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

am \u00eencuiat usa si se facea ca m-am culcat din nou cu g\u00e2ndul <\/strong>sa nu mai dau drumul la nimeni. Dar bataile \u00een usa s-au \u00eentetit din nou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi-am zis hotar\u00e2t ca nu mai primesc pe nimeni si asa am facut. Cine crezi ca era nenorocoasa? Brigitte Bardot! Dar spusesem nu si \u201cnu\u201d a fost!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A insistat ea cu vorbe <\/strong>frumoase, dar eu am fost incoruptibil si am dat-o afara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Dobitocule, se supara Itic, de ce n-ai adus-o la mine ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Pai, de unde sa te iau, dragul meu, nu erai plecat \u00een Canada dupa marar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Regele vroia s\u0103-\u015fi m\u0103rite fata cu un b\u0103rbat iste\u0163. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen urma concursurilor s-au calificat \u00een final\u0103 <\/strong>un ungur, un moldovean \u015fi un rus \u015fi le-a spus:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Cine va sta o or\u0103 \u00een butoiul acela plin cu \u0163\u00e2n\u0163ari<\/strong> va primi jum\u0103tate din \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u0163ie \u015fi pe fiica mea de so\u0163ie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A intrat rusul \u00een butoi \u015fi dup\u0103 zece minute nu a mai suportat \u00een\u0163ep\u0103turile \u0163\u00e2n\u0163arilor \u015fi a ie\u015fit. Ungurul a ie\u015fit \u015fi el dup\u0103 o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103. Moldoveanul \u00a0<\/strong>\u00eens\u0103 a rezistat toat\u0103 ziua. C\u00e2nd a ie\u015fit, nu avea nici-o ciupitur\u0103 pe\u00a0corp<\/strong>. Mirat,\u00a0\u00eemp\u0103ratul<\/strong>, l-a \u00eentrebat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Cum ai reu\u015fit s\u0103 stai at\u00e2t \u015fi s\u0103 nu ai nici-o ciupitur\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Am omor\u00e2t un \u0163\u00e2n\u0163ar \u015fi to\u0163i ceilal\u0163i s-au dus la \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare.\ud83d\ude15


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Itic si Strul \u00eesi povestesc visele:  \u2013 Se facea ca mi-a venit pofta de bors \u2013 zice Itic. Am pus carnea la fiert si fuga \u00een piata dupa marar, dar de unde? \u00cen piata nici un fir de marar. Atunci am luat avionul si am plecat \u00een Canada dupa marar. \u2013 Fleacuri, zice Strul. Sa vezi ce vis am avut eu! Se facea … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4597,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4596"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4598,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4596\/revisions\/4598"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}