{"id":4592,"date":"2025-01-19T13:16:05","date_gmt":"2025-01-19T13:16:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4592"},"modified":"2025-01-19T13:16:07","modified_gmt":"2025-01-19T13:16:07","slug":"bula-ti-am-zis-sa-nu-mai-mananci-prajituri-ca-nu-sunt-sanatoase-mananc-ca-doctorul-mi-a-zis-ca-sunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4592","title":{"rendered":"Bula ti-am zis sa nu mai mananci prajituri ca nu sunt sanatoase! Mananc ca doctorul mi-a zis ca sunt\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"645\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1872-1024x645.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4594\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1872-1024x645.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1872-300x189.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1872-768x484.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1872.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Dou\u0103 prietene i\u0219i povesteau tot ce f\u0103ceau.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Una dintre ele pleac\u0103 intr-o excursie \u0219i se intoarce fericita<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cealalt\u0103 o intreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum e? Poveste\u0219te-mi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Prima dat\u0103 este oribil, doare de nu-\u021bi imaginezi; dar apoi e nemaipomenit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Prietena sa, intrigat\u0103, intreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cam cum doare? Ca durerea de cap, de stomac?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nuuuu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Atunci cum? Ca durerea de spate, de m\u0103sea, de urechi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da! E ca durerea de m\u0103sea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 De ce ca durerea de m\u0103sea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 te doare, dar nu vrei s\u0103 \u021bi-o scoat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Doctorul catre pacient:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dumneata ai o nevroza, ar trebui sa incerci sa fii mai vesel, sa fredonezi melodii de muzica usoara, sa spui bancuri, sa zambesti\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am incercat, domnule doctor, dar m-au dat afara din serviciu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Te-au dat afara?! Dar unde lucrai?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 La o firma de pompe funebre\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dou\u0103 prietene i\u0219i povesteau tot ce f\u0103ceau. Una dintre ele pleac\u0103 intr-o excursie \u0219i se intoarce fericita Cealalt\u0103 o intreab\u0103: \u2013 Cum e? Poveste\u0219te-mi! \u2013 Prima dat\u0103 este oribil, doare de nu-\u021bi imaginezi; dar apoi e nemaipomenit! Prietena sa, intrigat\u0103, intreab\u0103: \u2013 Cam cum doare? Ca durerea de cap, de stomac? \u2013 Nuuuu! \u2013 Atunci &#8230; <a title=\"Bula ti-am zis sa nu mai mananci prajituri ca nu sunt sanatoase! Mananc ca doctorul mi-a zis ca sunt\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4592\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula ti-am zis sa nu mai mananci prajituri ca nu sunt sanatoase! Mananc ca doctorul mi-a zis ca sunt\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4593,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4592"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4592\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4595,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4592\/revisions\/4595"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}