Vine Bul\u0103 la \u0219coal\u0103 cu o buz\u0103 umflat\u0103. Profesoara \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00a0Ce\u00a0\u00a0ai\u00a0p\u0103\u021bit, Bul\u0103?
\u2013 Eee, am fost cu tata la pescuit \u0219i mi s-a a\u0219ezat o viespe pe buz\u0103.
\u2013 Vaaai, s\u0103racul de tine! \u0218i te-a \u00een\u021bepat?
\u2013 Nu, n-a apucat. A omor\u00e2t-o tata cu v\u00e2sla\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un mosneag de 119 ani si nevasta de 109 ani merg la tribunal pentru divort.
Cand ii vede, judecatorul ii intreaba:
\u2013 Dar de cati ani sunteti casatoriti?
\u2013 Apoi sa tot fie 80 de ani, raspunde mosul.
Judecatorul:
\u2013 Da\u2019 de cati ani nu va mai intelegeti?
\u2013 Pai cam de 50 de ani, domn judecator.
La care judecatorul, revoltat:
\u2013 Si atunci ce ati asteptat pana acum?
\u2013 Ei, sa moara copiii, ca sa nu sufere, raspunse mosul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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