{"id":4581,"date":"2025-01-16T12:53:22","date_gmt":"2025-01-16T12:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4581"},"modified":"2025-01-16T12:53:24","modified_gmt":"2025-01-16T12:53:24","slug":"merge-bula-la-mormantul-lui-soacra-sa-si-spune-ce-trista-i-viata-fara-tine-chiar-atunci-o-cartitabula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4581","title":{"rendered":"Merge Bula la mormantul lui soacra-sa si spune: Ce trista-i viata fara tine..Chiar atunci o cartita\u2026Bula:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"786\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1796-1024x786.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4582\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1796-1024x786.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1796-300x230.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1796-768x589.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1796.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea sun\u0103 acas\u0103 la Buli\u015for care se gr\u0103be\u015fte s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 la telefon:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 S\u0103rut m\u00e2na, p\u0103rin\u0163ii nu sunt acas\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Unde sunt pleca\u0163i? se interes\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare dornic\u0103 s\u0103 comunice cu p\u0103rin\u0163ii neast\u00e2mp\u0103ratului Bul\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mama e la morg\u0103, tata la \u00eenchisoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare \u00ee\u015fi cere scuze \u015fi spune c\u0103 va reveni. A doua zi scena se repet\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mama e la morg\u0103, tata la \u00eenchisoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A treia zi prime\u015fte acela\u015fi r\u0103spuns:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mama e la morg\u0103, tata la \u00eenchisoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De data asta \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea insist\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Totu\u015fi ce fac ei acolo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mama e medic legist iar tata e avocat.\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sunt bancuri si trebuie tratate ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi prieteni maturi:<br>\u2013 O sa ma despart\u2026..uite chiar o sa ma despart, ma crezi?<br>\u2013 Dar ce s-a intimplat? parca va impacati bine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Asa era inainte, insa de la o vreme incoace sotia de fiecare data pe la vreo 12 de noapte imi zice:<br>\u201eHai, gata, scoala si dute-acasa\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea sun\u0103 acas\u0103 la Buli\u015for care se gr\u0103be\u015fte s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 la telefon: \u2013 S\u0103rut m\u00e2na, p\u0103rin\u0163ii nu sunt acas\u0103 \u2013 Unde sunt pleca\u0163i? se interes\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare dornic\u0103 s\u0103 comunice cu p\u0103rin\u0163ii neast\u00e2mp\u0103ratului Bul\u0103. \u2013 Mama e la morg\u0103, tata la \u00eenchisoare. \u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare \u00ee\u015fi cere scuze \u015fi spune c\u0103 va reveni. 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