{"id":4576,"date":"2025-01-15T10:13:09","date_gmt":"2025-01-15T10:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4576"},"modified":"2025-01-15T10:13:14","modified_gmt":"2025-01-15T10:13:14","slug":"in-timpul-unui-curs-profesorul-i-se-adreseaza-unuia-dintre-studenti-te-rog-sa-l-trezesti-pe-colegul-tau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4576","title":{"rendered":"In timpul unui curs profesorul i se adreseaza unuia dintre studenti: Te rog sa-l trezesti pe colegul tau"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"852\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1756-1024x852.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1756-1024x852.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1756-300x250.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1756-768x639.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1756.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O familie de berze se intalneste seara la cina dupa o zi intreaga de munca si incep sa isi faca socotelile.<br>Barzoiul:<br>\u2013 Dragii mei azi am produs binisor! Am dus un baietel unui avocat. A iesit ceva spaga! Tu?<br>Barza:<br>\u2013 Eh, am fost la un amarat. Bucuros nevoie mare s-a imprumutat si a dat si el ceva acolo. Tu?<br>Puiul de barza:<br>\u2013 Eu am fost la un camin studentesc! Mama ce spaima am bagat in ei!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se duce Bula la taica sau:<br>\u2013 Tata pe mine cine m-a adus?<br>\u2013 Barza, Bula.<br>Se duce la maica sa:<br>\u2013 Mama, pe mine cine m-a adus?<br>\u2013 Barza, Bula\u2026<br>Se duce si la sora-sa:<br>\u2013 Fa, eu de unde vin?<br>\u2013 Te-a adus barza!<br>\u2013 Cum? Si in casa asta nu face nimeni dragoste?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O familie de berze se intalneste seara la cina dupa o zi intreaga de munca si incep sa isi faca socotelile.Barzoiul:\u2013 Dragii mei azi am produs binisor! Am dus un baietel unui avocat. A iesit ceva spaga! Tu?Barza:\u2013 Eh, am fost la un amarat. Bucuros nevoie mare s-a imprumutat si a dat si el ceva &#8230; <a title=\"In timpul unui curs profesorul i se adreseaza unuia dintre studenti: Te rog sa-l trezesti pe colegul tau\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4576\" aria-label=\"Read more about In timpul unui curs profesorul i se adreseaza unuia dintre studenti: Te rog sa-l trezesti pe colegul tau\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4578,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4576"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4579,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4576\/revisions\/4579"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}