{"id":4568,"date":"2025-01-13T10:14:20","date_gmt":"2025-01-13T10:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4568"},"modified":"2025-01-13T10:14:22","modified_gmt":"2025-01-13T10:14:22","slug":"vin-pe-la-1000-sa-te-scot-la-o-cafea-te-claxonez-cand-sunt-jos-vii-cu-masina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4568","title":{"rendered":"Vin pe la 10:00 sa te scot la o cafea. Te claxonez cand sunt jos! Vii cu masina??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"915\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1708-1024x915.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4569\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1708-1024x915.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1708-300x268.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1708-768x686.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1708.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion vine de la serviciu foarte suparat, pus rau pe cearta.\u00a0<br>Maria il astepta cu mancarea pusa pe masa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Atunci Ion, vazand ca totul e in regula, cauta motiv de cearta, ia farfuria si o arunca pe fereastra.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Maria, fara sa stea prea mult pe ganduri, ia masa si scaunul si le arunca pe geam spunand:<br>\u2013 Am inteles, vrei sa mananci in gradina!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>La \u015fcoal\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea c\u0103tre Buli\u015for:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenca doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 doi iepuri, c\u00e2\u0163i iepuri vei avea Buli\u015for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015eapte, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesoara nervoas\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 N-ai \u00een\u0163eles Buli\u015for, fii atent: dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau dou\u0103 mere \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, c\u00e2te mere vei avea Buli\u015for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015ease doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i vezi, \u015fi atunci de unde \u0163i-a dat \u0163ie \u015fapte iepuri?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i mai am unul acas\u0103 doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!\ud83d\ude1d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>O familie de sco\u0163ieni, \u00een ziua de Ajun<\/strong>, prime\u015fte vizita unei alte familii de sco\u0163ieni, care locuia \u00een alt ora\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce au s\u0103rb\u0103torit Cr\u0103ciunul \u00eempreun\u0103, v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 se apropia Anul Nou \u015fi musafirii nici g\u00e2nd s\u0103 plece, gazda le b\u0103tu un apropo:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu crede\u0163i c\u0103 cei pe care i-a\u0163i l\u0103sat acas\u0103 ar vrea s\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpine noul an \u00eempreun\u0103 cu voi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Vai, v\u0103 mul\u0163umim din suflet. Ne pare a\u015fa de bine c\u0103 v-a\u0163i g\u00e2ndit \u015fi la ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Imediat o sun\u0103m pe mama s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u00eempreun\u0103 cu copiii!\ud83d\ude26<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion vine de la serviciu foarte suparat, pus rau pe cearta.\u00a0Maria il astepta cu mancarea pusa pe masa Atunci Ion, vazand ca totul e in regula, cauta motiv de cearta, ia farfuria si o arunca pe fereastra.&nbsp; Maria, fara sa stea prea mult pe ganduri, ia masa si scaunul si le arunca pe geam spunand:\u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"Vin pe la 10:00 sa te scot la o cafea. Te claxonez cand sunt jos! Vii cu masina??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4568\" aria-label=\"Read more about Vin pe la 10:00 sa te scot la o cafea. Te claxonez cand sunt jos! 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