{"id":4562,"date":"2025-01-11T12:38:16","date_gmt":"2025-01-11T12:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4562"},"modified":"2025-01-11T12:38:18","modified_gmt":"2025-01-11T12:38:18","slug":"o-secretara-blonda-proaspat-angajata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4562","title":{"rendered":"O secretar\u0103 blond\u0103, proasp\u0103t angajat\u0103\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"920\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1674-1024x920.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1674-1024x920.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1674-300x269.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1674-768x690.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_1674.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi ardeleni se suie \u00eentr-un tren ca s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 acas\u0103.<br>Dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103 de mers, parc\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 b\u0103nuiasc\u0103 c\u0103 au gre\u0219it trenul.\u00a0<br>C\u00e2nd vine controlorul, unul din ei \u00ee\u0219i face curaj \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Domnule, nu te sup\u0103ra, trenul \u0103sta m\u0103 duce la Cluj?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva momente de t\u0103cere, al doilea ardelean \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Dar pe mine?\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 miezul nop\u0163ii, sun\u0103 cineva la u\u015f\u0103.\u00a0<br>Bubulina se duce somnoroas\u0103 s\u0103 deschid\u0103.<br>\u00cen fa\u0163a u\u015fii erau patru b\u0103rba\u0163i, be\u0163i cri\u0163\u0103.<br>\u2013 Stimat\u0103 doamn\u0103, noi am venit s\u0103-l conducem pe so\u0163ul dvs. p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103, dar nu \u015ftim care dintre noi este.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sotul catre sotie:<br>\u2013 Iubire, ce avem la micul dejun?<br>\u2013 IKEA sandwich!<br>\u2013 Ce sandwich mai e si asta?<br>\u2013 Toate cele necesare sunt in frigider \u2026 trebuie doar sa le asamblezi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi ardeleni se suie \u00eentr-un tren ca s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 acas\u0103.Dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103 de mers, parc\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 b\u0103nuiasc\u0103 c\u0103 au gre\u0219it trenul.\u00a0C\u00e2nd vine controlorul, unul din ei \u00ee\u0219i face curaj \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 Domnule, nu te sup\u0103ra, trenul \u0103sta m\u0103 duce la Cluj?\u2013 Nu.Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva momente de t\u0103cere, al doilea ardelean \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 Dar pe mine?\u2026 &#8230; <a title=\"O secretar\u0103 blond\u0103, proasp\u0103t angajat\u0103\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4562\" aria-label=\"Read more about O secretar\u0103 blond\u0103, proasp\u0103t angajat\u0103\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4564,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4562"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4565,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4562\/revisions\/4565"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}