{"id":4532,"date":"2024-12-27T18:01:08","date_gmt":"2024-12-27T18:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4532"},"modified":"2024-12-27T18:25:21","modified_gmt":"2024-12-27T18:25:21","slug":"vecinecum-se-fac-copiii-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4532","title":{"rendered":"VECINE,CUM SE FAC COPIII?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"798\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1545-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1545-1.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_1545-1-271x300.jpeg 271w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Un muncitor, t\u00e2n\u0103r, s\u0103n\u0103tos, c\u0103s\u0103torit de 3 ani, are 4 copii \u0219i sta la etajul 1.<br>La parter sta un poli\u021bist c\u0103s\u0103torit de 11 ani, dar far\u0103 copii.<br>La un moment dat, poli\u021bistul de la parter \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe muncitorul de la 1:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mai vecine, e\u0219ti c\u0103s\u0103torit de 3 ani \u0219i ai deja 4 copii. Noi suntem c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi de at\u00e2ta timp, dar nu reu\u0219im s\u0103 facem copii. Nu ai un sfat pentru mine?<br>\u2013 Simplu.. I\u021bi trebuie doar un s\u0103pun \u0219i o matura.<br>\u2013 Da ??? Bine, un s\u0103pun \u0219i o matura. Mai departe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Disear\u0103, c\u00e2nd te \u00eentorci de la serviciu, o bagi pe nevasta-ta sub dus \u0219i o speli cu s\u0103punul de sus p\u00e2n\u0103 jos.<br>\u2013 A\u0219a.. De sus p\u00e2n\u0103 jos. \u0218i apoi?<br>\u2013 Apoi bati cu matura \u00een tavan \u0219i cobor imediat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BLONDELE SI DISTRIBUITORUL DE S\u0102PUN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un camping, doi tipi se duc la du\u015furi dar \u00ee\u015fi dau seama c\u0103 au uitat s\u0103punurile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u015fa c\u0103 unul din ei se \u00eentoarce \u00een pielea goala \u00een fuga \u00een camera, ia doua s\u0103punuri \u015fi fuge spre du\u015furi.<br>Pe culoar se \u00eentalneste cu trei blonde.<br>Ca s\u0103 nu se fac\u0103 de r\u00e2s, se preface c\u0103 e statuie.<br>Ajung tipele \u00een dreptul lui \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 comenteze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce-o fi asta ?<br>\u00centreaba una.<br>A doua, uit\u00e2ndu-se la penisul tipului, zice:<br>\u2013 Poate ca ar trebui s\u0103 tragem de manerul \u0103sta.<br>Trage ea \u015fi tipul scap\u0103 un s\u0103pun.<br>\u2013 Aaa, ia uite, e distribuitor de s\u0103punuri, zice prima.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ooo, s\u0103 incerc \u015fi eu, zice a doua \u0219i trage \u015fi ea p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd tipul scap\u0103 \u015fi al doilea sapun.<br>\u2013 Acum e r\u00e2ndul meu, zice a treia blond\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 trag\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 trag\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 trag\u0103\u2026<br>Tipa tot tr\u0103gea furioas\u0103 c\u0103 nu pica nici-un s\u0103pun \u015fi, la un moment dat, cu z\u00e2mbetul pe buze spune:<br>\u2013 Ia uite, are \u015fi s\u0103pun lichid !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un muncitor, t\u00e2n\u0103r, s\u0103n\u0103tos, c\u0103s\u0103torit de 3 ani, are 4 copii \u0219i sta la etajul 1.La parter sta un poli\u021bist c\u0103s\u0103torit de 11 ani, dar far\u0103 copii.La un moment dat, poli\u021bistul de la parter \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe muncitorul de la 1: \u2013 Mai vecine, e\u0219ti c\u0103s\u0103torit de 3 ani \u0219i ai deja 4 copii. 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