\u0218tefan cel Mare \u00een Iupt\u0103 cu Baiazid.
\u0218tefan se scoal\u0103 \u00eentr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i striga c\u0103tre Baiazid:
\u2013 Baiazide!!
\u2013 Ce e b\u0103?? spune Baiazid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M**e b\u0103!!
Baiazid se zg\u00e2rie pe fata de ciud\u0103.
A doua zi la fel.
In a treia zi Baiazid se treze\u0219te \u00eenaintea lu` \u0218tefan \u0219i strig\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Stefanee!!
\u2013 Ce vrei b\u0103?? r\u0103spunde \u0218tefan.
\u2013 M**e b\u0103\u0103!!
\u2013 Vine acum!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI
Doctore, sunt constipat\u0103 de o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. Nu \u015ftiu ce s\u0103 mai fac; \u00eemi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 urc pe pere\u0163i. Ce po\u0163i s\u0103-mi dai?
Doctorul ia o cutiu\u0163\u0103, un flacon mare, o linguri\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eentrebe, pun\u00e2nd totodat\u0103 praful din flacon \u00een cutiu\u0163\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 O s\u0103 te rezolv\u0103m rapid chiar acum, c\u00e2nd ajungi acas\u0103. Dup\u0103 ce ie\u015fi de la mine, c\u00e2t mergi p\u00e2n\u0103 la tramvai?
\u2013 P\u0103i, vreo 50 de metri.
Doctorul pune \u00een cutiu\u0163\u0103 pu\u0163in praf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u015ei cu tramvaiul c\u00e2t mergi?
\u2013 \u015eapte sta\u0163ii.
Doctorul pune iar o jum\u0103tate de linguri\u0163\u0103 \u015fi un pic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ei de la tramvai p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103, de la scar\u0103 c\u00e2te trepte \u015fi c\u00e2te etaje \u015fi de la lift p\u00e2n\u0103 la u\u015f\u0103, c\u00e2te broa\u015fte ai de descuiat, c\u00e2t este p\u00e2n\u0103 la toalet\u0103?
La fiecare r\u0103spuns, doctorul pune pu\u0163in sau mai mult medicament.
\u2013 Acum, ia praful str\u00e2ns aici cu un pahar cu ap\u0103 \u015fi\u2026 vedem acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 zile, se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe strad\u0103. Doctorul, curios:
\u2013 Ei, cum a fost?
\u2013 Doctore, ai fost fantastic, c\u00e2t\u0103 precizie ai avut. Ai gre\u015fit doar cu vreo 10 metri ca nu am mai apucat s\u0103 intru \u00een cas\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Costel a venit v\u00e2n\u0103t la birou..
Colegii, mira\u0163i, l-au \u00eentrebat care este motivul unei b\u0103t\u0103i at\u00e2t de serioase.
\u2013 Mi-am scos so\u0163ia la un restaurant. Chelnerul mi-a luat mie comanda:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eVreau o friptur\u0103 de vit\u0103, cu garnitur\u0103!\u201d, am zis.
Chelnerul m-a \u00eentrebat: \u2013 \u201eNu v\u0103 \u00eengrijoreaz\u0103 vaca nebun\u0103?\u201d
\u201eNu, poate s\u0103-\u015fi comande \u015fi singur\u0103 ce vrea\u201d, am r\u0103spuns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u0218tefan cel Mare \u00een Iupt\u0103 cu Baiazid.\u0218tefan se scoal\u0103 \u00eentr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i striga c\u0103tre Baiazid:\u2013 Baiazide!!\u2013 Ce e b\u0103?? spune Baiazid. \u2013 M**e b\u0103!!Baiazid se zg\u00e2rie pe fata de ciud\u0103.A doua zi la fel.In a treia zi Baiazid se treze\u0219te \u00eenaintea lu` \u0218tefan \u0219i strig\u0103: \u2013 Stefanee!!\u2013 Ce vrei b\u0103?? r\u0103spunde \u0218tefan.\u2013 M**e b\u0103\u0103!!\u2013 Vine … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4530,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4529"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4529\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4531,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4529\/revisions\/4531"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}