{"id":4526,"date":"2024-12-26T20:48:41","date_gmt":"2024-12-26T20:48:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4526"},"modified":"2024-12-26T20:48:41","modified_gmt":"2024-12-26T20:48:41","slug":"tati-tati-du-ma-si-pe-mine-la-circ-nu-am-timp-copile-dar-tati-pe-afis-ii-scris-ca-o-femeie-in-pieleacalareste-un-tigru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4526","title":{"rendered":"Tati Tati ! Du-ma si pe mine la circ! Nu am timp copile! Dar tati pe afis ii scris ca o femeie in pielea\u2026calareste un tigru\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_2129.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4527\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_2129.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_2129-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>La un azil toti nebunii se credeau masini: unul Dacie, unul Ford, unul BMW,etc.<br>Unul singur statea jos suparat<br>Doctorul il intreaba:<br>-Tu nu te crezi masina, ceva?<br>Nebunul:<br>-Nu domn\u2019doctor!<br>-Bine atunci iti dau drumul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Iese nebunul afara si incepe dintr-o data:<br>-Bum-brum-trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<br>Doctorul alearga dupa el:<br>-Inauntru de ce n-ai facut pe masina ???<br>Nebunul:<br>-Si unde vroiai domne\u2019 sa intorc tirul ?!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-o seara vine Ion acasa obosit, flamand etc.&nbsp;<br>Deschide usa de la frigider, o tranteste si o ia pe Maria la bataie si se culca.&nbsp;<br>In acest timp Maria se gandea:<br>\u2013 Ma poate i-o fi foame si lui.<br>A doua zi pleaca Ion la servici si Maria se apuca sa gateasca sarmale, pilaf, piure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cand vine Ion acasa deschide usa de la frigider, o tranteste si o ia la bataie iar pe Maria.&nbsp;<br>Asta se gandea ca vroia vreo bautura.&nbsp;<br>Pleaca Ion a treia zi la servici si Maria se duce la magazin si ia whisky, cognac, palinca, bere, tuica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Cand vine Ion seara acasa deschide usa de la frigider, o tranteste si o ia la bataie pe Maria Ea, cu un picior fracturat, statea sa se gandeasca<br>\u2013 Ma, poate vrea o prajitura<br>Pleaca Ion la servici si Maria se apuca sa faca torturi, prajituri, placinte<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cand vine Ion acasa deschide usa de la frigider, o tranteste si it tipa Mariei<br>\u2013 Marieeeeeee! De cate ori ti-am spus sa stingi becul de la frigider ca facem economie!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La un azil toti nebunii se credeau masini: unul Dacie, unul Ford, unul BMW,etc.Unul singur statea jos suparatDoctorul il intreaba:-Tu nu te crezi masina, ceva?Nebunul:-Nu domn\u2019doctor!-Bine atunci iti dau drumul. Iese nebunul afara si incepe dintr-o data:-Bum-brum-trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrDoctorul alearga dupa el:-Inauntru de ce n-ai facut pe masina ???Nebunul:-Si unde vroiai domne\u2019 sa intorc tirul ?!? Intr-o &#8230; <a title=\"Tati Tati ! Du-ma si pe mine la circ! Nu am timp copile! Dar tati pe afis ii scris ca o femeie in pielea\u2026calareste un tigru\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4526\" aria-label=\"Read more about Tati Tati ! Du-ma si pe mine la circ! Nu am timp copile! 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