{"id":4523,"date":"2024-12-25T08:36:18","date_gmt":"2024-12-25T08:36:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4523"},"modified":"2024-12-25T08:36:18","modified_gmt":"2024-12-25T08:36:18","slug":"eu-bade-sunt-farmacist-as-vrea-sa-stiu-daca-ierburile-astea-sunt-de-folos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4523","title":{"rendered":"Eu bade sunt farmacist as vrea sa stiu daca ierburile astea sunt de folos"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"511\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_2006.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4524\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_2006.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_2006-294x300.jpeg 294w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un moldovean s-a dus la pescuit. Vine un politist si-l intreaba :<br>\u2013 De ce pescuiesti in lacul asta, e interzis!<br>\u2013 Pai nu pescuiesc.<br>\u2013 Dar ce faci?<br>\u2013 Imi spal rama.<br>\u2013 Pai e interzis.<br>\u2013 De ce?<br>\u2013 Pentru ca n-are slip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi electricieni pe un stalp de inalta tensiune. Unul din ei vede o batranica trecand pe acolo si i se adreseaza:<br>\u2013 Ne dati, va rog frumos, sarma aia rosie?<br>Batranica ridica sarma si le-o da, la care electricianul ii spune celuilalt:<br>\u2013 Vezi, ti-am zis eu ca aia rosie e nulul!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip se aseaza pe o banca in parc, langa un cersetor, si ii zice:<br>\u2013 Saptamana trecuta am pierdut intr-o singura zi tot ce-am avut\u2026 Bucatarul-sef care-mi pregatea mancarea zilnic, femeia de serviciu, spalatoreasa\u2026 tot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chiar si acoperisul cald de deasupra capului.<br>\u2013 Ce s-a intamplat? intreaba cersetorul. Droguri? Bautura? Jocuri de noroc? O femeie?\u2026<br>\u2013 Nu. Am fost eliberat din inchisoare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un moldovean s-a dus la pescuit. Vine un politist si-l intreaba :\u2013 De ce pescuiesti in lacul asta, e interzis!\u2013 Pai nu pescuiesc.\u2013 Dar ce faci?\u2013 Imi spal rama.\u2013 Pai e interzis.\u2013 De ce?\u2013 Pentru ca n-are slip. CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47 Doi electricieni pe un stalp de inalta tensiune. Unul din ei vede &#8230; <a title=\"Eu bade sunt farmacist as vrea sa stiu daca ierburile astea sunt de folos\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4523\" aria-label=\"Read more about Eu bade sunt farmacist as vrea sa stiu daca ierburile astea sunt de folos\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4523"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4525,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4523\/revisions\/4525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}